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Raphael Hythlodaeus

I am here for Friends

About Me

I live with my cat Greg, but he has diabetes and can't drink like he used to, poor little fella.

Utopia on three wheels?

My Interests

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My Blog

Nature: Fighting the Good Fight

    At long last winter has returned to Milwaukee.  Last night the area got a healthy coat of snow and might I say, it was about fucking time.  This was our first snow in nea...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:55:00 GMT

Back [b]loged

    I know youre all very upset that its been so long since my last blog.  Id be upset too if I were you, but you have to understand; its not easy to be this funny and charming...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:29:00 GMT

you said it.


Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:40:00 GMT

finals are gay

    With finals fast approaching, some of my fellow students have decided to bone-up on course material by reading fancy pants books and reviewing their class notes.   &nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 19:29:00 GMT

the truth about wisconsin

    When I came to school here people asked me,  Why the crap are you moving to Wisconsin?  And for a long time I had no good answer&until now.     Snow, th...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:24:00 GMT

cold, it's what's for dinner.

    I saw it today,  I had been worried it was gone but now Im not anymore.  It was my breath.  And let me tell you it is quite the fucking relief knowing I still ha...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:50:00 GMT

Cornelius, the Most Handsomest Unicorn

Id like to offer a shout out to Cornelius, the Most Handsomest Unicorn. No one looks better beneath a bulls balls, except for maybe Paul. *Special thanks to the staff at Dport7 for ma...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:50:00 GMT

As if you needed another reason to recycle

    Ever since I moved into my sew place here in the Great White North, my apartment has been woefully lacking for want of more seating.  Ignore for the moment that I live alone, b...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 13:45:00 GMT

A few things you should know about

    Given the excessive laps in time since my last bolg entry, I have been receiving some understandably frustrated comments from you my faithful readers; comments, that I would like to...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:35:00 GMT

Angry Pussy

Look below, do you see it? There he is!!!    The best part wasnt finding Greg perched so high like some kid of coked-out British supermodel.  No, the best part was how pissed o...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 22:18:00 GMT