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About Me

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Ninjas are super sweet kick-ass warriors. I'm not quite sure all you ninnies are ready for this. But, I guess I already introduced ninjas so I must go on. Ninjas kick ass sometimes for no reason. Actually, they do it all the time. If a mother of a ninja yells at the ninja, the ninja will kick that stupid ninnie in the face! You can't deny you' feel the ninja power. The power is so strong that when a ninja feels it he gores and eats sandwiches then kicks an old man's ass! Holy crap, man, ninjas are sweeeet. They make me want to go help an old man cross the street then rob him & leave him in the middle of the road. Man.Ninjas are so awesome that it makes everyone in the world want to cry & run to their moms like little ninnies.
Ninjas can kick your ass. You're a ninnie.

My Interests

My interests are ninjas, of course. They're just so awesome it's hard to believe that anyone can not like ninjas. & if they don't like ninjas then a super ninja should come & kick their little ninnie ass.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a ninja who can teach me ninja skills this way I can kick little ninnie asses for no reason all day like a super sweet awesome ninja.

Music:

I like any type of Japanese music associated with ninjas, & some other crap but none of the ninnie music all you ninnies listen to. I like music that gets you super pumped for a good ninja fight.

Movies:

Any movies from old times with actual ninjas are super sweet, man. Ninnie movies really suck, though, & i can't believe some ninnies are ninnie enough to watch them. If you can't handle real hardcore fighting taking place in the highlands of Japan, then you're a ninnie & ninja movies are not for you.

Television:

There's not a lot of television that has to do with ninjas, so I guess I watch more movies than regular television. But my favorite show is the awesomely hardcore episodes of E! True Hollywood featuring movies that are ninja-packed. They're super sweet, man.

Books:

Um well basically reading is for ninnies so I don't have any "favorite books" being as I'm not a ninnie. I'm a super sweet ninja!

Heroes:

Well if you're a ninnie then you wouldn't know this, but for all you kick-ass ninjas out there you ninjas are my life & my heroes. So, I guess it's safe to say that basically any ninja is my hero.