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Sprinkle some toofpaste on my knuckle and bust ya in da mouf!

About Me


Addicted to art. Attempting to turn ideas into reality. I am inspired to do and be more than most think possible. My wildest dreams will come true. I want to go to Hollywood and piss on Tony Danza's star and say "Who's the Boss now?" Thank you Zach Galifianakis. I love you. If you read this, hit me up. I want to have a diet Tequiza with you. AIM=byrdy23x2
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.

"Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up save in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable."

My Interests

Playing musical instruments, photography, english accents, Strong Bad's e-mails, NFA, Balboa Park, my guitar and amps, Japan and Iceland, Bjork, Theology, graphic design. Artistic people in general.

Dislikes Bad drivers, people who gripe and complain about the world's problems but do nothing to help fix them, democrats and republicans, downtown clubs, kids who ask me for change that wear $200 jeans, myspace bands, clothing companies and the wrong use of the word "your..."

Example:

Wrong: "Your an idiot."
The proper use for the contraction "you" and "are" (you+are) = you're.
Correct: "You're an idiot."

I'd like to meet:


The driver of THIS car...

This guy

This girl.

And these guys.

Music:


Tool , Bjork , NIN , Radiohead , Pink Floyd , Led Zeppelin , Three Mile Pilot , Black Heart Procession , Pinback , Autolux , Failure , Year Of The Rabbit , Mia Doi Todd , Mogwai , Beck , The Streets , A Perfect Circle , Polly Jean Harvey

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, LOTR Trilogy, Snatch, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Dancer in the Dark, Zoolander, se7en, Star Wars 4, 5 & 6, Bjork DVD Collection, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Better Off Dead, Office Space, Death to Smoochy, Garden State, The Goonies, Happy Gilmore, Gladiator, The Usual Suspects, The Life Aquatic, Closer, Lost in Translation, Leon:The Professional, Rounders, Sin City, Donnie Darko

Television:



Books:

Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, R.A. Salvatore, Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

Jesus Christ and my mother.

My Blog

::Cherokee Wisdom::

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two"wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, so...
Posted by Jared? on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:12:00 PST

"The Road Home"

            "The point of self-reflection is, foremost, to clarify and to find honesty. Self-reflection is the way to throw self-lies out and face the trut...
Posted by Jared? on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

Vicarious

The first song in years to make me cry. It is as beautiful as it is tragic. Give it a listen. Buy the album....
Posted by Jared? on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:59:00 PST

Trip to Salwender...

    It isn't often that I've been able to take a day off of work and actually get paid to do so. I took a drive (a rather brutal one for how short of a drive it really is) to Orange, wh...
Posted by Jared? on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:44:00 PST

Try it...

Kind of strange how this works out... Try it. It's fun. Sort of. 1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs:Failure 2. Are you male or female:Screen Man 3. Describe yourself:Sa...
Posted by Jared? on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:47:00 PST

It just got a lot better...

Tool is set to headline this year's Coachella Music Festival. Life is good. 
Posted by Jared? on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST

I simply cannot wait...

for tool's new album. I am so excited. I'm like a little kid on Christmas eve...
Posted by Jared? on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST

Chuck Norris...

...puts an "I" in team.  
Posted by Jared? on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:34:00 PST

You guessed it...

New "Top 8" picks of the week! As you all may know, this is an ongoing game of sorts that I take much pleasure in hosting. I post a new "Top 8" friends and ya'll choose what (exact) sim...
Posted by Jared? on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:16:00 PST

Oh oh oh...new "Top 8!"

It's that time again! Yes, that ever-anticipated moment (for Damien at least) for me to choose a new "Top 8!" This one is sure to get your panties in a twist! As sort of an added bonus ...
Posted by Jared? on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:44:00 PST