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HERRA BROWNIE

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About Me

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm yah asian pride check it...The Simplified Chinese Language: Dum Gai - Monkey lookin president Gun Pao Der - Goes boom and is fun to play with Hu Flung Dung - who hit me with shit? Hu Yu Hai Ding - who in there with ya? Jan Ne Ka Sun - Random forgotten celeb Kum Hia - Get the hell over here Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek Lao Zi - Not very good Lin Ching - MOSTLY efficient way to kill people Moon Lan Ding - Landin on that thing in the sky at night Ne Ahn - Bright thing, can be used in signs Shai Gai - NOT good at meetin folks....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................Whats up Y'all. Name's Evan, Im a eugene home boy, born and raised. I enjoy the finer things in life, like breathing, and, uh , not not breathing. I play a lot of handball and baseball, cause its like fun and good excercise and stuff, and yes, i am the world champion of handball, and i also play varsity baseball. I enjoy eating, cause, well, the truth is if you dont eat you die and that would kinda suck, plus, food is freakin good. I like to cook, sometimes, and mostly for myself. I have a dog named bandit he never shuts up, and he is hyper outa control. So thats a lil about me, so what about YOU?IM handballchamp102
TO ALL THE BALL PLAYERS
NAME Evan "Brownie" Brown
NUMBER 16
POSITION(S) first, third, second
BAT righty
THROWS righty
FAVORITE TEAM mariners
CURRENT TEAM AXEMEN
FAVORITE PLAYER(S) beltre, bagwell
INSPIRATIONS the love of the game
PRE-GAME RITUALS hat backwards as long as possible
ARE YOU SUPERSTITOUS oh yes
SHOULD BASEBALL HAVE INSTANT REPLAY hell no
WHATS YOUR SPECIALTY hittin the ball
COLLEGE YOU'D LOVE TO PLAY FOR OSU
PRO TEAM YOU'D LOVE YO PLAY FOR mariners
FAVORITE SKIPPER lou pinella
ONE THING YOU DO THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES sox inside out
RATE YOURSELF 1-10
HITTING 9
FIELDING 7
SPEED HAHAHA 4
LOVE FOR THE GAME 10
SEX uh 10 duh..
MVP BASEBALL sure...
WORLD SERIES BASEBALL eh...
YOUR KINDA GIRLS
WHOS YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS jessica alba!!!!!!!!
FAVORITE EYE COLOR brown, green, hazel
HAIR COLOR natural, other then that i really dont care. and by natural i mean on anyone, not necesarily yours so not green or somthing like that
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Take the What Fruit Are You? test by Ellen !
What is Your *REAL* Nationality? by rahaimani
Username
Country Belgium
Religion/Religious Affiliation Satanism in Popular Culture
Your worst quality Stubborness
Your last words "But...where's the rum?!"
The way you died Suicide is sad, man. Not very smart, dude.
The number of your followers 7,815,502,158
The date you died December 20, 179
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Lawrence Evan Brown's Aliases


Your movie star name: Wheat Thins Nelson
Your fashion designer name is Lawrence Naples
Your socialite name is Knebers Chicago
Your fly girl / guy name is L Bro
Your detective name is Sasquatch South Eugene High School
Your barfly name is Blizzard Vodka
Your soap opera name is Evan Van Ness
Your rock star name is Jujy Fruit Jet
Your star wars name is Lawban Brokel
Your punk rock band name is The Pissed Off Dairy Queen Spoon The Amazing Meganame Generator

My Interests

Weezer Lyrics Weezer Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..eatin, sleepin, playin handball and baseball, hangin wit friends, GIRLS HELLA!!, travelin, asia, hmm kinda like eatin but food, frisbee golf, ping pong, pool, golf, so pretty much anything sports ish at all, even weird ass things like curling (sorry if you are a hard core curling afficionado and were offended), japanese tv YES crazy fuckin japanese people. Not mushrooms cause they are like mold and thats the stuff that makes you throw other stuff out so... and lots of other stuff but thats all for now... Which Scrubs Character Are You?
You're Doctor Cox!
Sarcastic and cynical, but deep down we know you care.
Sometimes it's ok to let that show.
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I'd like to meet:

MICHELLE WIE!!! the biggest pizza ever baked, whoever invented homework(so i can slap them, twice, and kick them right square in the nuts), and bruce lee.

Music:

greenday, coldplay, sublime, 50 cent, jay-z, linkin park, eminem, outkast, yin tsang, ti mi shu, bob marley, jimi hendrix, santana, modest mouse, tech n9ne, rock and roll soldiers, fall out boy, warren g, kanye west, weezer, jet, the doors, the lovin spoonful, charlie daniels band, steve miller band, fort minor, the game, steve earl, jack johnson, jason mraz.

Movies:


adopt your own virtual pet!happy gilmore, billy madison, mr deeds, longest yard, big daddy, rush hour, shanghai noon and knights, blade 1,2 and trinity, super troopers, animal house, stripes, mystery men, shoalin soccer, me myself and irene, 50 first dates, something about mary, meet the parents and the fockers, monty python and the holy grail, princess bride, robbin hood men in tights, lord of the rings, pirates of the carribean, road trip, last samurai, austin powers, oceans eleven and twelve, finding nemo, shrek, the incredibles, spider man 1 and 2, matrix only the first one, bourne identity and supremacy, remember the titans, gladiator, scary movie 3, dumb and dumber and dumberer, euro trip, american pie, a knights tale, fight club, death to smoochy, forest gump, cast away, madagascar, harold and kumar go to white castle, and finally south park bigger longer and uncut.
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Butt-Man
Super Power Impeccable Hearing
Enemy Frozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of Transportation Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon Computer Parts
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Television:

south park, chapelles show,!!!!PRO'S VS JOE'S!!!! all baseball, all football, all basketball, MXC, mind of mencia, daily show, showbiz show, pimp my ride, jackass, simpsons, friends, seinfeld, whose line, green screen show, drew carey, sportscenter.

Books:

da vinci code, angels and demons, holes, merlin series, harry potter, KILLSHOT (the best book ever), myth, monkey, redwall, foxtrot, garfield, calvin and hobbes, pearls before swine, get fuzzy, darwin awards.
Name: Lawrence "Evan" Brown, Brownie,EB, Larry.
Birthdate: November 3 '89
Birthplace: Hippieville, WORLD
Current Location: Uh..my couch?
Eye Color: Dark Brown, light brown, hazel, green...they are unique...
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: seventy three inches.
Weight: 220
Piercings: nope...
Tatoos: not yet, but gonna sometime
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: currently no, but whenever you is reading this...i have no idea.
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES
Food: oh man...all of it is amazing. korean barbecue is THE SHIT.
Candy: jujy fruit or reeses fast break
Number: 11, its my name...L evan...el evan...eleven.
Color: dark aqua marine, but i don t hate on any of em.
Animal: dog, not any dog, probably not your dog, my dog.
Drink: strawberry lemonade.
Alcohol Drink: rum, cocunut, spiced...whatever.
Bagel: blueberry
Letter: E and B
Body Part on Opposite sex: gotta be face, can t look at ya can t talk to ya...can t talk to ya...sorry.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: boo pepsi...HORAY COKE!
&..39;McDonalds or BurgerKing:&..39; what the hell is with the 39??? BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: a hybrid of both...cause that d be DANK
Hot tea or Ice tea: Tea? Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Swirl of course...
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Neither. ok coffee, lots of chocolate in it.
Kiss or Hug: hug and a kiss.
Dog or Cat: dog, even tho cats are smarter...even seen ten cats pullin a sled through the slow???
Rap or Punk: oooh...right now rap. toughie though.
Summer or Winter: if it snows...if not gimme the sun.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny, but scary can work too.
Love or Money: Love. but i ll take the money too.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Like midnight or so.
Most Missed Memory: visits to grandma's house...RIP pung sook lee.
Best phyiscal feature: the deep dark lucid pools which are my eyes...i have no fucking clue.
First Thought Waking Up: IS IT? DAMNIT it s not saturday.
Goal for this year: survive. have fun.
Best Friends: people, in general. talk to me and we ll prob get along just fine.
Weakness: a good meal and or a good woman.
Fears: famine. going mute.
Heritage: straight up mutt. Scotch, English, Irish, N.Korean, French Canadian, native somethin in a real small portion.
Longest relationship: a year and a few months.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes i have.
Ever Smoked: cigar, few puffs.
Pot: i don t think so.
Ever been Drunk: yup, good times, not good memories...ahaha
Ever been beaten up: yah...it was stupid.
Ever beaten someone up: can t say i have, i m too peaceful. but not to say i won t regulate if i have to.
Ever Shoplifted: nope.
Ever Skinny Dipped: i don t remember so...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: what a stupid quesiton. yes.
Been Dumped Lately: nah.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown, hazel, green, blue...
Favorite Hair Color: natural, no greens please. unless it looks good. haha.
Short or Long: whatever works for ya.
Height: not taller than me... not too short.
Style: if it works for ya... no intense emo ness.
Looks or Personality: mostly personality, but gotta have a nice face.
Hot or Cute Either or.
Drugs and Alcohol: NOT TOO MUCH, not really up tight.
Muscular or Really Skinny: somewhere in the middle i hope.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: live without regrets.
What country do you want to Visit: N Korea, NOT
How do you want to Die: memorably. just make it EPIC.
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: if they aren t on a baseball game, and if i don t have to drive or be outside.
Get along with your Parents: ALMOST all of the time...they are parents.
Health Freak: ahahahaha
Do you think your Attractive: confidence is key, yes, but it doesn t really matter what i think.
Believe in Yourself: oh ya
Want to go to College: fo sho
Do you Smoke: not often, not really, no
Do you Drink: when the occasion presents itself.
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: as i understood it at the time, yes.
Do you Sing: not well.
Want to get Married: some day.
Do you want Children: not soon.
Have your future kids names planned out: no, but i like some more than others..
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ...want to?
Hate anyone: no, few people really piss me off a lot, and some are really annoying.
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Heroes:

that skinny asian guy who beats all the fat whities at hot dog eating (kobayashi), the happy buddha, bruce lee, my dad, sumo wrestlers who prove that you can still wear a thong no matter how fat you are, people who are banned from all you can eat buffets.
[Marital Status] relationship
[Shoe size] 13 , 13 and a half
[Parents still together] sorta, real weird
[Siblings] bro and sis
[Pets] cat and dog
FAVORITES
[Color] dark aqua marine
[Number] 34
[Animal] all oh em, cept llamas and camels cause they spit
[Drinks] POG/chocolate milk
[Soda] A&W rootbeer,mt dew
[Book] killshot/monkey
[Flower] haha i only live in eugene
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] haha no way
[Twirl your hair?] not long enough, id look like a fool
[Have tattoos?] hahaha not today
[Have Piercings?] nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] lol on occasion,homework
[Drink/Smoke?] neither
[Like roller coasters?] oohh yah
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yha anywhere with less rain during baseball season, but keep the same ppl and city
[Want more piercings?] uhh no..
[Like cleaning?] hahahaha good one
[Write in cursive or print?] kinda a hybrid of both
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] uhh yah, im only a quarter asian
[Own a cell phone?] yup
[Ever get off the damn computer?] lol dont even have one at my dad's
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yah, lost
[Considered a life of crime?] yah right
[Considered being a hooker?] whod pay for me?
[Lied to someone?] uhhmm yah
[Been in love?] yup
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope
[Been in lust?] sure w/e
[Used someone] probably
[Been used?] hell if i know
[Been cheated on?] nevah
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no thats for women and womenly men
[Stolen anything?] just food
[Held a gun] yup
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] long sleeve tee, pj pants, hospital socks, chinese skateboard hat
[Current mood] exhausted
[Current taste] sure, right
[What you currently smell like] prolly pizza
[Current hair] short
[Current thing I ought to be doing] spanish hw
[Current cd in stereo] sublime-robbin the hood
[Last book you read] philoctetes, but not by choice
[Last movie you saw] a series of unfortunate events
[Last thing you ate] pizza
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my girl
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yah why not?
Remember your first love?] not really
[Still love him/her?] def no
[Read the newspaper?] comics and sports
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] not sure but some or questionable
[Believe in miracles?] yup
[Do well in school?] 4. biatches
[Wear hats] all da time
[Hate yourself?] yah right
[Have an obsession?] food
[Collect anything?] trophies
[Have a best friend?] yah
[Close friends?] a bunch
[Like your handwriting?] yah it gets the job done
[Care about looks] a little
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] dont remember
[First kiss] kelsey
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] oh yah
[Are you a tease?] no
[Too shy to make the first move?] haha no way
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] fo sho
[Bitch/Asshole] prolly asshole
[sarcastic] 24/7
[Angel] sure
[Devil] sometimes
[Shy] not often
[Talkative] most o the time
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