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Boyer

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About Me

"I know this guy, his name is Matty Boyer, he is tall, a charmer, a business man, hearts blazers and jager..." -joy ____________________________________________________________ __ (That is way more accurate then the following....)Hmmm... Let me see, some where a long time ago i lost my first name(Matt), so unless we are dating or your my mom you can call me Boyer. I come off loud & obnoxious b/c i am not afraid to tell people how it is, which anyone who knows me will totally validate, but i do have some good qualities. I am caring and loyal, a bit sarcastic. I value family and friends above all else, so they tend to get bulk of my attention. Not overly religious but some what spiritual, and i think someone along the way instilled some morals in me, enough that i have veritas (truth) and aequitas (equality) tattooed to my wrists.Oh yeah i am terrible at grammar(happy liz?) and spelling, and too lazy to proof read, so deal w/my illiteracy.
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My Interests

BBall, reading, going out, traveling, sleeping, texas hold em, people watching, softball, video games, hanging out with friends, music, walking when i am stressed, playing fantasy baseball/football, going to shows both music & comedy, getting tattoos (the sensation of it), being sarcastic, and to steal from schupy a little pong on sundays, (aka church services)!! As i grow older + clearly wiser; I enjoy the occassional glass of absinthe as well. Monkeys, i heart them. I like laughing at myself, & realizing i am a huge dork more and more every day.

I'd like to meet:

Da Vinci, Jesus, Harper Lee, Hitler, Jeter (though technically i met him). I would like to be at a round table w/Jesus, Da Vinci, Hitler, Mandela, Ghandi, PJPII,and Stalin.And course... Cameron Diaz, Alexis Bleidel, Kiera Knightley, Natalie Portman and Julia Stiles, how could i forget Rachel McAdams!i like most people, unless you "pop" your collar, then chances are i hate you!! .. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Beasties, Flogging Molly, Drop Kick Murphy's, Thursday, Pretty much most pop punk,(ie FOB, Panic! At the Disco, Taking Back Sunday, Sugarcult, Amber Pacific, Cartel and whole bunch others.) real punk like the sex pistols, ramones, clash, suicide machines, & tons more. Gym Class Heroes, Johnny Cash, BEP, SOTD, Rage, The Streets, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Blue Winter, My Chemical Romance, Motion City Soundtrack, J5, Jurassic 5, Tribe, Talib Kweli, Blackalicioiuos, The Roots, Eminem, Common, Lupe Fiasco, Rise Against, Senses Fail, bloodhound, MJ, 311, GnR, AC/DC, green day, ben folds, OAR, NIN, Biggie, tool, a perfect circle, white stripes, coheed & cambria, AudioSlave, oh and kelly clarkson i'll admit it!!

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Anchorman, Old School, Zoolander, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of Rings Trilogy, Kevin Smith Movies, Lock Stock, Snatch, Monsters Inc., Pirates of the Carribean, wedding crashers, goonies, back to the future, xmen, x2, the punisher, ferris bueller, the never ending story, the princess bride, barnes' old videos from school, crash, sin city and V for Vendetta

Television:

Yankee Games,Gmen Football, SJU Hoops, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs,Alias, Joey (yes i know neither are on tv anymore), Inked, Miami Ink, sportscenter, PTI, yankeeography, centerstage, futurama, robot chicken, The daily show, the history channel, Mythbusters, american dad, colbert report, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Entourage and War at home.

Books:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, A Seperate Peace, The Kite Runner.(Those three are def my fav books ever) Angels & Demons(my fav book by Dan Brown), The Rule of Four (minus the ending), The Al Franken books, Jon Stewart's America, Sarah Vowell's Assassination Vacation, Lamb by Christopher Moore(funny and with a good meaning) Moneyball, pretty much all Grisham and Crichton Books. I love Where the Wild Things Are and anything by Jack London too...Currently reading: god is not Great by Christopher HItchens

Heroes:

Ralph Wiggum and germans, (They know what's up with David Hasselhoff!)oh yeah and this guy ....

My Blog

Music taste...

..: Ok so this isn't really a blog, but I liked the bulletin of what bands you have seen live.  Here is a list, in no particular order.  I doubt anyone other then me finds this interesting, ...
Posted by Boyer on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

New Years

New Years is far the most over rated holiday there is, except maybe Valentines Day, which is only tolerable b/c if you in any type of relationship you know your going to bed happy, though if you're no...
Posted by Boyer on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

Halloween

OK i wrote this on Monday nite, so the timing is a little off and i am to lazy to fix it.   Happy Halloween! Seriously is there a better holiday? Everyone has their favorites, but fuck Santa and...
Posted by Boyer on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

oktoberfest version 2.0

ok i apologize for the length, its prob not worth reading....(slightly edited but i am still illiterate) Beer.  Beautiful women in Lederhosen (possibly the single hottest thing a girl can wear, b...
Posted by Boyer on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST

Starting 27 with a bang...but the normal one

I feel like I have writers block (though I dont think thats possible b/c I definitely do not qualify as a WRITER!!).  Maybe I just killed all the brain cells that function properly, but I refuse ...
Posted by Boyer on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST

a taste of my own medicine?

No, I know what you are all thinking and thats not what happened to me, you sick perverts.  (Note: if any girl ever tries that, I swear to god you will end up reading about me in the NY Post).&nb...
Posted by Boyer on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

i am keeping score god...

Booze, fireworks and booze.  That pretty much sums up the last week of my life. I was a mess, think Danny Bonaduce w/out the violence.   I dont even know where to begin; to be honest mo...
Posted by Boyer on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST

yeah i did...

Really I had a great weekend.  Fortunately for me it started on Thursday night, unintentionally.  Earlier in the week, I saw there was a beer pong tourney hosted by www.villageidiotsports.co...
Posted by Boyer on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

WTF?

Who steals a jacket at a bar? Seriously this is the second time this has happened to me.  Are people really that f*cking dishhonest that they have to steal coats?  The first time it probally...
Posted by Boyer on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:27:00 PST

I have to stop drinking....

  Ok i am just kidding, but piecing togther these blogs are getting harder and harder.  I'll start around 2ish, on saturday. We get to the seaport, and us and every other drunk in Manha...
Posted by Boyer on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST