I try to produce reasonable content. You can not care about it at your own discretion. I make the general assumption that since you are here, you do not come bearing complete apathy.
I gots wife and kid in the Hotlanta. Holla. (pictures are of my daughter - Salem Clarke Jones Vinson. I'm kickin' around a website of pictures and movies of her HERE )
Salem Website Link (updated 7/31/2007)
Ashley kicks ass. She could kick your ass. Unless its you reading this babe, please don't kick your own ass. Thanks.
Professionally, I am the Character Art Lead at Hi-Rez Studios . I started at Hi-Rez in July 05.
You can check out the trailer for the game we're currently working on at Hi-Rez - Global Agenda - HERE . (a licensed Unreal 3 title) Kudos to everyone at work for being so badass.
My portfolio from 2 years ago is still up if anyone wants to check it out. Don't go if you have a phobia involving goblins.
Also write for a crude humor website when I actually have time. Thanks to Dave for keeping that going. Dave, you are the man.
I have not written an article in forever though, being a too-busy sonofabitch.
Links to my articles:
Social Discourse
Thoughts on Vegetarianism
Things I Hate
AND, I am a Libertarian! I will vote LP even in the face of ineffectuality, so stop trying to explain voting math to me, thanks. Yes drugs should be legal, and yes I know what that means. Yes asshole, all of them.
Find out who YOU look like ... while squinting really hard.
(If Barbara Bush didn't follow the picture formatting instructions, why should I?)
You Are Incredibly Logical
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!
How Logical Are You?
My score on The Personality Defect Test :
Smartass
(You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 52% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.)
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. (For you, the Braggart).
Link: The Personality Defect Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )
Also an avid Penny Arcade reader.
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