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RuthAnn

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About Me

Landlocked Mermaid. SoapMaker. BellyDancer. Wife. Mom. Witch. Graphic Designer.Not necessarily in that order.
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My favorite poem...
A is for Amy, who fell down the stairs,
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away,
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach,
F is for Fannie, sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug,
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake,
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate, done in by an axe,
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maude, swept out to sea,
N is for Neville, who died of ennui.
O is for Olive, run through with an awl,
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire,
R is for Rhoda consumed bya fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits,
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain,
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice,
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorrick whose head was knocked in,
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 82% Catwoman 77% Apocalypse 75% Dr. Doom 71% Juggernaut 66% Magneto 64% Poison Ivy 63% Venom 62% Dark Phoenix 58% Lex Luthor 52% Kingpin 51% The Joker 48% Mr. Freeze 48% Two-Face 46% Green Goblin 42% Riddler 40% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
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My Interests

My family. Belly Dancing. Tattoos. Soapmaking. Reading. Bull Terriers. Cooking. Drinking cheap red wine. Sunbathing in the nude. Winning the Lotto so B can quit his job.

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I'd like to meet:

Julie Aigner Clark, founder of the Baby Einstein Company. This lady has saved my sanity many times over.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Annie Lennox, Cake, almost anything from the 80s. and weird chicken songs.

The Dresden Dolls, my new fav
Coin Operated Boy

Girl Anachronism (or, what RuthAnn was like in the 80s)

Backstabber

Heroes:

My husband. He's amazing. I don't know what I did to deserve him, but I'm very grateful.

My Blog

Baby Words

Okay, let me warn you, If you don't have kids, don't read any further. This is the sort of overly sweet, Isn't-my-little-angel-so-amazing, dripping crap that anyone without kids finds utterly sickenin...
Posted by RuthAnn on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:05:00 PST

yet another dumbass survey

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? my husband2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? almost always. if the corral is too far away and my kids are in the car, no. but...
Posted by RuthAnn on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST

movies

SUPPOSEDLY if you haven't seen over 100 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 215 movies on this list. Copy this list, go to your own MySpace account, and paste this as a bull...
Posted by RuthAnn on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

Meet Boris

For quite a while now, Bill has wanted another big white male Bull Terrier. "A Big Beluga."Not wanting to deal with a puppy right now, I've been searching for a rescue. People who do rescue can be odd...
Posted by RuthAnn on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

Dances with Buckets or, Stomach Flu hits Chez Wachsmuth

*******WARNING******* contains graphic descriptions of an ill toddler, and the consequences of believing them when they say they are "just fine, mama." First, Natalie calls me from school on Monday, s...
Posted by RuthAnn on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST

Why I'm tired

 Well, I tried to take a nap. Here's the transcript; Me: Buddy, Mommy's tired, sit down and watch your show. Buddy: Mama tired? Mama sleep? Me: Yes, sweetie. (Buddy climbs into, then out of playp...
Posted by RuthAnn on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

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EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK Name RuthAnn Age 41 Sex yes please! Oh...female. sorry. Marital Status Married Birthplace Natrona Heights Current Location Cres...
Posted by RuthAnn on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:56:00 PST

Who wears these clothes?

Where the hell does all the laundry come from? Seriously, there's just no end to it, and there's only 4 of us here. WTH do people with 16 kids do? Besides screw all the time? I can't get ahead of the...
Posted by RuthAnn on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:16:00 PST

What I should be doing...

instead of writing this... Laundry Admin work Website design Stacking Wood Errands Figuring out what to make for dinner. pretty lame blog entry. Hey, they can't all be Pulitzer Prize material, ya kno...
Posted by RuthAnn on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:30:00 PST