About Me

.. I'm Arlo.
I'm so old I've got hair growing out of the wrinkles on my liverspots. Godam cops...

"I'm thirty-seven!!! And I'm out here with five teenaged girls. Five naked girls. Wait...I mean...teenaged."

Godam cops...

Don't ever get the VIP tickets at the Circus. They're a rip off.
When the full moon comes out I turn into a weird creature.I'm like, part tree, part octopus, Part naked, part Satan, and part Fairy.and apparently, I float.and Jesus is there, too...Red-headed boys make the best pogo sticks...

That. Darn. Lunch. Box. Slays. Me. With. Her. Shenanigans. ♥.

My Interests

I cut the heads of little girls and put them on my wall.

This is why my parents only let me out of the house on my Birthday.

Oh Crap. That can't be good.

♥

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My twin brother, Sebastian drew this. HAHAHA

My stomcah is killing me! Me and Kate are spiffy dorks, not dorky ones.

If I were a cartoon...

This is my nice way of telling you to fuck off.

You've gotten my seal of approval...

Pretty much self-explanitory.

I'd like to meet:

A Jew.
An Octopus.
A talking Bear.
Someone who talks to the dead.
Someone with red hair.
Someone with bulimia.
A dancing fish.
The smartest man alive.
The guy who invented duct-tape.
Somebody who can move stuff with their mind.
Someone exactly like me so I can tell them they're a loser.
The person I'm going to marry and divorce.
Someone who will have a scissor-running race with me.

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Music:

I like... Alkaline Trio, Andrew W.K. Anti Flag, Aqua, Atom and His Package, Authority Zero, Bad Religion, Billy Idol, Blondie, BOND, (The) Briggs, Buzzcocks, (The) Casualties, CCR, Cheap Sex, Coldplay, Cordalene, Crass, (The) Damned, (The) Dead Kennedys, Death By Stereo, Death Cab For Cutie, Descendents, Didley Squat , (The) Distillers, (The) Expoxies,Fallout Boy, Flogging Molly, Franz Ferdinand, Gatsby's American Dream, Get Up Kids, GOB, Go Betty Go, Goldfinger, Guster, Guttermouth, (The) Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Ima Robot, Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash, John Mayer, Lagwagon, Left Alone, Lesdystics, Less Than Jake, Lower Class Brats, (The) Matches, Maxeen, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Metric, Millencolin, (The) Misfits, Missing 23rd, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Muse, No Fun At All, NOFX, None More Black, OK GO, Panic! At the Disco, Pennywise, (The) Phenomenauts, Pistol Grip, Prozac, Quincy Punx, Radiohead, Rancid, Rise Against, Roses are Red, Segments of {Jill} , Stairwell, Strike Anywhere, (The) Strokes, Strung Out, Subway Sex, Television, Toybox, Trust Company, Tsunami Bomb, (The) Unicorns, (The) Unseen, US Bombs, Useless I.D. (The) Vines, Violent Femmes, Wesley Willis, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Youth Group, Zappa...and a whole bunch more...but I'm too lazy to list every single one.

Movies:

The Last Unicorn, Nightmare Before Christmas, Gremlins, Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Beetejuice, Drop Dead Fred.
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...
A bit odd and socially isolated.You couldn't care less of what others think.And some of your beliefs are a little weird.Like that time you thought you were Jesus. What Personality Disorder Are You?

Television:

is a good Punk band from the seventies.

Books:

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Hole, Stoner & Spaz, The Beach, Night, Fight Club, The Man Who Was Poe, The Things They Carried, The Virgin Suicides, The Catcher in The Rye, The Great Gatsby, Honk n' Holler Opening Soon, Tender is The Night, Mein Kampf(I'm not a Nazi, but Hitler was a very interesting person)

Heroes:

The Koolaid Guy, Santa CLaus, and Satan for putting my fat-redness to shame.

My Blog

On my Mind

Why has the entire world gone blind? And eye for an eye; a mind for a mind And I swear that it seems like it's all been designed For each lost soul to remain confined And when all the like souls are e...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

Currently Untitled

I must be feeling empty inside Because my heart has been torn out And shown to me And what I saw can't be denied I feel like I've been singled-out ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-c...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:14:00 PST

There is no way to win

No one man can stand proud None will admit they're ashamed They'll deny all of their doubt That they'll lose at their own game And as for right now They won't respond to that name &there is no way to ...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Thumbs for Sale

Not too far back here, I was having some money troubles. And I don't just mean your everyday, gas is too expensive, I really need to get my hair done kind of money troubles. But more like I can't affo...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:47:00 PST

Dear God

God, this is something that I usually don't do I'm..I'm not quite sure how to talk to you See, I'm really not sure how all this stuff works, But I'm begging you to please remove this curse See, I try ...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

It's not so bad.

It's not so Bad I know my life is better than most Trying to remind myself of good times I've had But sometimes I feel myself growing to close Please remind me that it's not so bad. I'm one of the fe...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten my gun.

I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten my gun I'm coming to get my revenge because it's fun I don't get mad, I always get even I'm sorry, but I seem to have forgotten my gun So I guess I'll just have to...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

Smile, You're a Celebrity.

Turn off the cameras. Who are you now?You're so much different than you were before.Everyone loves you, but you don't care.'Cause 'you' don't exist anymore.Make sure your hair's fixed and your make-up...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

Sit quietly and watch the world go by. Sit patiently and watch the whole world die.

There are so many words I choose to get around the truthIt's easy for me to fool you once againYou're easy and you're stupid. Manipulation is a breeze.I speak with both sides of my tongue like all rea...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

I like you too much to let you love me.

I like you too much to let you fall in love with me.You're too smart to fall for a cheap trick like that.I love tyou too much to let you get away.You like me too much to ever take her back.I'm old eno...
Posted by ©♥Arlo the Lunch Box. on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST