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·TehJello·

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| intro |
This is just like everything else. Vague, airy statements about myself in which I've strung together in the most benefitting light. This is superficial, amusing, trite. There's no special, brand-new thing, not anymore. I still make references, I still pretend that there is some deeper meaning in between my words. The hypocrisy of it all is superflous, but interesting just the same. We are borg, we are sheep. Bah, fucker. Bah.

I don't try to do anything unique, rebellious , or social-concious. I'm my own narcissist , I amuse myself. I don't take the internet seriously, and I sure as hell don't take this seriously. I was usually a raisin girl , string bean gloves. I'm far too loud , and unconcerned with impressing anyone. I don't back up my opinions with anything other than conviction . I don't fight the good fight. I drink rum and play Halo. My new best friend, the olde headboard. Where is the relevence anymore? I was voted "Most Likely To Rip Your Fucking Face Off." in high school.

| physical |
I'm really tall, too-skinny, and I have a real mohawk. My hair is black and white, rather skunk-like. I don't care much about fashion any more, I just do the sniff test and hope for the best. Mostly I end up in kick-down t-shirts I do surgery on, and jeans. And I wear boots, and I don't fucking shine them. I make no attempt to dress in a uniform of any subculture, but that statement is more trendy than me. I probably look like nine million other people, and I'm okay with that. I don't think I'm some sex kitteneque being out to conquer the world, I'm just me. I have piercings and tattoos from a mispent youth, and broken bones from looking up to my brothers. I'm not a delicate flower, but I'm not invincible.

| mental |
If you catch my vague references, you're amazing. Aside from that, I'm not a genius, I'm not a philantropist . I'm an average girl with an aptitude for coding, programming, and video games . I spend most of my "alone" time either reading or studying various interests like Marxism , criminology, and of course, knitting. Yeah, not really. If you're really interested in gaming with me, my xfire name is listed in the next section. And of course, I play a pirate game which you all should check out.

| likes |
Beer, going to shows, driving classic cars and killing deer . Halo, Fable and Counter-Strike Source . Anything that doesn't involve too much effort.
Extreme backwards potato mashing, who the fuck is still reading this? I also draw comics I never share, and write for my own amusement. I have a harsh sense of humour, and I do laugh at others. But then again, I have my own flaws to chuckle over. Mt. Dew and Dr. Pepper have slowly replaced Jolt and coffee, I think I'm getting old.

| dislikes |
I'm an asshole , really. I can't stand liars , and hypocrits, although I'm guilty of both. When people can't admit they're wrong drives me insane, like the sound of metal on metal. I hate pseudo- models . If you pose on the net, you're not a model. I probably don't like your scene , I probably think a billion different cliches on a daily basis.

| music |
Rasputina, Tool, Primus , Lower Class Brats, Nina Simone , Mindless Self-Indulgence, Black Flag , Rancid, Blood for Blood, L7, The Breeders, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Circle Jerks, G.G. Allin , A Perfect Circle. Ohgr, KMFDM , Ministry, Janis Joplin and Poe. Joan Jett, PJ Harvey , Hole, Butt Trumpets, Wendy O.
I really hate listing bands, since I listen to so much and it never seems to encompass it all.

| books |
The Torn Skirt, Innocence, As Nature Made Him, A Million Little Pieces , Wasted, Wide Sargasso Sea , Through the Looking Glass, The Communist Mannefesto, Alice In Wonderland .
For genres, I enjoy horror, true-crime, and mysetery.

| movies & tv |
For the big screen, I'd like to say I'm oh-so-deep and independent. But since that's just cliché, I'll list my favourites. The Fifth Element, Lola Rennt, Gilda, The Addiction, Gummo, Untamed Heart, What Dreams May Come , Dark City, The Velocity of Gary, Eve's Bayou, Kung Fu Hustle .
Television usually melts my brain, but I watch a lot of Court-TV and Flavor of Love now. I'm not sure why... I'm sickly fascinated.



And now we adventure into how much of an asshole I can be on a networking site. Ok, not really, but here's the happy visitors section.

| Disclaimer |
Please spare yourself the embarrassment of being an assha by reading this little box. If you're going to message me, you should read this to have some clue about what I will and will not respond to. If you're not pressed enough to read a few paragraphs before messaging, well, that's pretty effin sad. However pretentious these little warnings seem, apparently it's neccesary because a few people can't get the hint. My heart belongs to someone already.

| interaction |
I am not looking for a warm body, a one-night stand, or the holy grail. I will not randomly meet you. I will not mail you my panties. I will not join in your "oh-so-sexy" swinging couple. Basicly, I'm not here to hook-up. I'm quite content with meeting new friends but I'm not here to have sex. While you may think it's flattering to tell me about your crotch, it's really not. And I hardly ever respond to one-line messages. My profile has enough info to spark a conversation. I am interested in meeting people and making new friends .

| communication |
I always enjoy a good conversation , debate, or anything that entices my brain. So please, while I appreciate compliments and laugh at insults, take a bit of time when writing me and I'll be more likely to be interested and take the time to respond in depth. It's hard to continue a conversation of one worded messages, yanno? And please, remember that manners are great, and you should never tell a stranger about your genitalia . If you really want to take the time to impress me, things I enjoy talking about are littered about my profile .

| thieves & cheats |
Sad as it is, I've actually had people stealing my images and blogs. And also, linking my graphics and layouts and claiming them. They're not that hard to make, I do them all myself with Adobe Photoshop CS2 and notepad. I also use various tutorials and resources , such as brushes and stock images. For a full list of resources, check out this blog If you notice anyone stealing from this page, or any of my sites, contact me here or through email .

| other sites |
This is my only Myspace profile, aside from my testing site which is private. I will never use another one, nor do I use any sites other than are listed here.
My Official Site: pretty-lies.com
Livejournal: industrikitty
DeviantArt: industrikitty
instant msg: industrikitty
MSN: jello @ pretty-lies.com
Xfire: industrikitty



My Blog

.everything.

So familiar and overwhelmingly warmThis one, this form I hold now.Embracing you, this reality here,This one, this form I hold now, soWide eyed and hopeful.Wide eyed and hopefully wild. We barely remem...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST

Pace

  Slowly, life will inch towards it goal. Patience, and it will get better.  ...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:44:00 PST

Hush

These are nothing but rambling, these are nothing but thoughts. It's not a chain letter, a quiz. Comments are disabled. Those who need this, need the freedom to respond.Everyone is sleeping. I feel so...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

.82

Next move, it's a socom motherfuckin reality.Let's get drunk and engage in gay sex with the president.Let's forget about the past and fuck up our future.Let's exist for once, instead of drowning it al...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

& Seven

I am becoming more nothing every day. Filling up with empty, feasting on the bones. I will fade and I will stay. If I leave, that is. Just a void of everything, all this silence for my screams. Tears ...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

A Rose in a Sea of Whores

I have, by far, faced my demons. I don't even really believe in them anymore. The monsters in my past pale in comparison to the spectres and pain I've overcome. Really, you're nothing anymore. All the...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

Dim Eyes

The screams drove you there. Not a physical location, some calm spot. The walls of the house are made to drive every insane sound into your head in Dolby 5.1 surround. But a mental state, a hazy...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:26:00 PST

Dogma

All we want is a headrushAll we want is to get out of our skin for a whileWe have nothing to lose because we don't have anythingAnything we want anyway...We used to hate peopleNow we just make fun of ...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST

Chain Letter

Really now. Do you think Tom is going to make you post chain bulletins? Does you honestly think you're going to save the dying leukaemia kid? It makes me sad to see SO many people on my flist repostin...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST

Whisper

I wanted to write something, just for you. I couldn't sleep, because of the storm. Not because I'm scared, but because in this episode of Nature's Fury, I do not feel so lost. Usually, I am in awe of ...
Posted by ·TehJello· on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST