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Esther

I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

About Me

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My Interests

I enjoy complaining and taking long walks on the beach... and songs about space travel.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

old U2, Elvis Costello, The Police, Def Leppard, most (but not all) 80's ballad-happy hair bands, Cyndi Lauper, Pat Benatar, Jet, Tony Bennett, Journey, INXS, The Smiths, 10,000 Maniacs, The Cure, The Sundays, Van Halen, Tears for Fears, Midnight Oil, The Cult, Echo and the Bunnymen,

Movies:

Quills, Ghost World, Just One of the Guys, Some Kind of Wonderful, Big, The Wedding Singer, The Breakfast Club, Dogma, Amadeus, E.T, The Pianist,

Television:

Strangers with Candy, A&E's Cold Case Files(anything that Bill Kurtis hosts), CBS's Cold Case, 20/20, Any/All Infomercials, Conan O'Brien, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Apprentice, The People's Court, The Office (American version),The Amazing Race, All 200 Law and Orders,Anything on Vh1 and DiscoveryHD, Those documentaries on HBO about crackhead couples and toothless prostitutes,Cant Get a Date, hmm. cant think of anymore.

Books:

The only book that has ever made me cry, The Giving Tree.

Heroes:

The greatest man to ever walk the earth, my Dad.

My Blog

Myspace.. in the butt.

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Posted by Esther on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

My Arch Enemy.

Oreo cookies are EVIL.They just sit there and stare at me all day.. and they wont stop until i've eaten all of them.. and then i feel guilty and get all depressed.Why are you here Oreo Cookies?????WHY...
Posted by Esther on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST

crazy talk.

SugarFree Reeses Peanut Butter cups taste GREAT.Really, they do! but so what if they taste great if you're gonna havegas pains from hell and a night of endless farts after eating them.I've been a litt...
Posted by Esther on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

Australia.

So.. we got back from our trip to Melbourne and Adelaide, Australia.I have a ton of home movies from the trip that i was going to post in my blog... and was in the middle of editing them on imovie.. b...
Posted by Esther on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST

I need to get out more.

Is it just me or is the "Transformers" theme song super scary?That VOICE .. that electronic EVIL horrible horrible voice'transformers is more than meets the eye..."wtf!SCARY!Also, listen to the Inspec...
Posted by Esther on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

nasty claws.

Long nails are gross. seriously.Breeding ground for germs and gunk.Whats even worse is the french manicure.Seriously, who are you kidding? The fakey white tips to mask the the shrimp turd under the na...
Posted by Esther on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Balls and Feet.

So the dog's balls are gone.... all thats left is an empty sack of freckled skin.He's still a little shit.They said it takes a month for the testosterone to be completely gone... so we'll have to wait...
Posted by Esther on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

I are fukin' glamorous.

I have not showered today.I have not brushed my teeth today.I'm still in my jammies.I ate lunch while laying down on the couch.Its almost 5pm.rawr!Gus hates it when i say "rawr!" HAHAHAHA.He's out of ...
Posted by Esther on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

Here's My Deal.

I'm a total hermit.I cant help it. Seriously.I'm antisocial.I'm hopelessly immature.I cant deal with more than 2 people at one time.My dog has a better attention span than i do.Having to listen to 2 t...
Posted by Esther on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST

FUCK!

i fell down the fucking stairs outside.right on the last step. i missed the fucking step. !the security lights are all out... so i fucking thought i was on the last step but wasnt and down i went.. it...
Posted by Esther on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST