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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI LOVE TITTIES. IT'S SCIENCE!Pncils on Youtube:I have crafted a graphically shoddy and verbally offensive web series that you may call "Pncils". I call it a giant time eater and no substitute for hardcore fucking. Pncils is not the end, but a means to one. In this digital age, one must do what they can to draw attention to their "talents", in my case I am bound by law to not put up footage from my donkey show video so I had to "create" this "show" as a form of digital resume. I am a film student and fledgling screenwriter and I am trying to land an agent. Funny how they won't give you the time of day, until they think you can get them 10 percent. But how do they know if you can if they won't look at your script. It's a brutal industry to get into, but I chose it, I believe in my abilities and nobody can derail that belief. This is why Pncils is the means and not the end. I am not an animator nor do I want to be one. I am a story teller. img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/Slenders/pncilswa rzz0rz.jpg"

My Interests

Screenwriting, Photoshop, Avid, Harpsichord Restoration, Migration Patterns of the Noble Eskimos, C-SPAN, Nutritional Facts, Tubers, Deep Sea Knitting, Ghost Busting and Ghoul Harassing, Customizing Calculators, The cure for eyelid spasms, Tiger Beat.

Music:

is a compilation of sounds emitted by instruments, playing within a semi-organized structural pattern. When done correctly, it doesn't suck. For me that would be: Helium, Jeff Buckley, Soundgarden, Tool, Coheed and Cambria, Cat Power, NIN, Deftones, Pearl Jam, Mary Timony, Electric Six, Silkworm, Faith No More, At the Drive In, Mars Volta, Crystal Method, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, System of a Down, Public Enemy, Alice in Chains, Beth Orton, X, Fear

Movies:

are like music. but with accompanying moving images and dialogue. I have written four. I am just trying to get one made.

Television:

is where the smart money is, but I am sticking with film for now. FINALLY! This comes out April 3rd. Only two years late! Better late than never.

Books:

...ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!

Heroes:

No heroes. Just plugging my employers. I work at the greatest place in North America: Club Jenna.Coming Soon:

My Blog

I have:

* Ninja Gaiden 2* Doom and PinballFX from the XBL Arcade* 4 Diet Cherry Cokes.* A comfortable pair of shorts* Digital Cable with HBO* A sandwich (contents unspecified)* High Resolution Photo Mani...
Posted by FinchLynch on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:45:00 PST

"You just got Sworded"

First off, I am completely biased. The first NG for the Xbox and the earlier Nintendo incarnations are some of my favorite games ever. Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox was one of the most punishing and diffi...
Posted by FinchLynch on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

Crazy Respect

So, living in Los Angeles, you are exposed to many forms of expression. On the way to work, there are several curbside phone/cable distribution boxes that are painted with cool art. There are whole si...
Posted by FinchLynch on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:19:00 PST

Things I Hatredcopter

"Things I hate" by Finchlynch - in association with Finchlynch productions. All rights reserved. Copyright protected by law. Do not reprint without permission. 1. Legalese 2. Scandinavian Road Whores3...
Posted by FinchLynch on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

No Pants Dance

So, to give you more insight than you really need into my personal life, I like to go to sleep in a t-shirt and cotton workout shorts (with the draw string). I have been rolling this gig for years. Bu...
Posted by FinchLynch on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

What do you want?

Life is weird. Okay, I’m not the first to say it, think it, live it, but it is. The paradigm of the modern human did not just happen. It has taken eons of conditioning by our predecessors and th...
Posted by FinchLynch on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:14:00 PST

For my Non-RVB Friends

You can follow the link below to read an "interview" with yours truly on Roosterteeth.comhttp://rvb.roosterteeth.com/viewEntry.php?id =596&page=3No, you'll have to copy paste. I have no time to lea...
Posted by FinchLynch on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:52:00 PST

Media Monday

Media Monday Okay it's actually Tuesday, but we had yesterday off from work. I am adjusting to L.A. quickly and slowly. Grocery shopping, getting food and getting gas are brutal. ...
Posted by FinchLynch on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

The V-Tech...

...it just kicked in, yo. Anonymous showed up at various branches of the Church of Scientology today for great success. London was particularly awesome. THE INTERNETS IRL IS CRUISE ...
Posted by FinchLynch on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:01:00 PST

I got a bone to pick

Copypasta of my RVB journal ...with the morning sun and the first last callbut I didn't put my hair in a ponytail for nothingSo if I'm going home aloneI ain't going at all I am going to be offline...
Posted by FinchLynch on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST