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Jason

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About Me

My stubbornness and my Netflix account don't mix. I once had Hotel Rwanda for 11 months. I was never in the mood to watch it, but the idea of sending the movie back grew more painful the longer it stayed in my possession. Eventually, rational thought took over and I returned it. I did the math, and I spent $67.43 to rent that fucking movie. And not watch it.

Things you can buy with $67.43: 37 americanos, 33 and 1/2 slices of pizza, 18 gallons of milk, 2 large bottles of whiskey, one sixty-seven dollar hamburger, 2 million Lone Stars, 6 copies of Hotel Rwanda on DVD.

My Interests

Smelling good. Being good.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who are more mature than me, guys who are less mature than me, Jack Nicholson (who is more and less mature than everyone), Winnie Cooper.

Music:

Chavez. The Jesus Lizard. Nirvana. Beach Boys' Wild Honey. Clean Machine.

Movies:

Overboard

Books:

Cannery Row

Heroes:

Adam, Eric, Nick, Reid, Wes, Robert, Dan, Jimmy, Dave, Louis, Ross. No particular order.

My Blog

Grumble

I've made a lot of good decisions lately, so a bad one was inevitable. I'd write a book entitled "How To Get Fall-Down Drunk" if I could remember what the fuck happened last night. I would call it thi...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

Chivalry

Who says its dead? The best part about getting my brother Nick to drive places is that his car has a lot of...issues. My favorite "issue" is that he can't unlock the driver side door from the outside....
Posted by Jason on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

Hollandaise

I don’t think I like hollandaise sauce. I also don’t think I like the definition. I just looked it up on m-w.com and this is what it said:Main Entry: hol·lan·daise Pronunciation: "hä-l&n-&...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Radio stations

Let me tell you guys about some stuff that I'm not happy about. Every now and then, whilst cruising around Austin, I will turn the CD player off and listen to various radio stations for a few days...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brownies all the time

The other day Nick and I were watching TV and this Midol commercial comes on. I must have been occupied with something else because I don't remember seeing the commercial, only hearing it. Anyway, I'm...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST