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Agent 00 Cupcakes

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I walk my dog Emmit all around the neighborhood. I skate and walk and eat and talk. p..Poppppp up ads are suckatron. I am a fag.

My Interests

anything delicious, art n junk, pictures still and moving. I like to knit sweaters for my dog. I like to read books and flip through magazines. electrical wires all above my head. and especially landscape paintings

I'd like to meet:

maybe Morrissey on a good hair day. Bjork would be cool but too much like a robot--I have a friend who met her in a knitting store in Brooklyn once. G.W. so I could piss on him. The inventor of Appleby's cuz I like to say the word even if the food sucks. Academy award winner Nicole Kidman--she really needs some advice on her hair. Cartman cuz he's a little asshole...and others

Music:

everything I can get into my iTunes... my current favorites: The Gossip, Adult, Q-Tip, DJ Rene, Trans Am, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Van Lear Rose, Morrissey, Leonard Cohen, Thievery Corp., Goldfrapp, Björk, Causey Way, and lots of otherstuff...oh and Belle and Sebastian.

Movies:

I 3 Huckabees, Napoleon Dynamite, Saved, Amelie, Twin Falls Idaho, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, 8 Women, East/West, all the movies by that Polish guy...what's his name? He did the Red, Blue and White movies. Kill Bill was cool. The Triplets of Bellville (f-cked up, but totally cool). This kooky Swedish movie called Together (watch for the matching sweater scene at the end). Wings of Desire...most of new German Cinema. Some Chinese movies. Tampopo which is Japanese (you'll freak out during the spaghetti sluping and the egg scene with the ganster and his girlfriend). Lots of Spanish movies especially Almodovar--you've gotta see All About My Mother.

Television:

Iron Chef, South Park, Strangers With Candy

Books:

BookClub selection of the month: Plainclothes NakedCurrently reading: Haunted.Whatever you do, don't read Flatland, it's totally boring. Just finished: Harry Potter VI. Funnnnn. I think I'm addicted. And Lullaby, it's a Chuck Palahniuk minibinge. The Corrections--f'ed up; Blindness--scarily similar to Katrina; The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe--cuz it was time to relive my childhood; The DaVinci Code--hohum; The Man Who Fell in Love With the Moon--my all time favorite; Cruddy--my second all time favorite; In the City of Shy Hunters; East of Eden and The Grapes of Wrath; Possession--did someone say romace?; To Kill a Mocking Bird; Survivor; Jitterbug Perfume; Perfume; et al.

Heroes:

two words TORD BOONTJE

My Blog

don't read this crap it's embarassing and boring

if I could figure out how to delete all this crap I would. try this other blog instead:[email protected] unfortunately it's not any more up to date than anything else in my life.
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST

Alinea

Well, I just reread a description of Alinea and have to say that it was everything the food worshipers promised...and more. It was absolutely the most incredible eating experience of my life. There ...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST

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I find that some of my emails continue to be good bloggs: Hi Chet, I was browsing the used book store for a new book yesterday and came up empty handed for a long while. I was trying to get a c...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

would someone please assassinate our dearly hated???

Dear Diary, ( ifeeljustlikejanbradyrightnow) I'm currently on a craze of publishing my private emails to other people as a form of blogging. I think that I might have discovered that the whole blo...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RE: spam sushi

more mails that seem like blogs, so you get to read them too: ever had fun making up German words like they are allowed to within the rules of their grammar? somehow my friend and I started doing ...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

electroluxluv

this is really a letter i sent to someone, but it seemed to be a blog too. if you're rereading this, you should add me as a friend. i already know i'm in like. mssr: found your headshot... and...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey, I've got something to say

So I was just doing this dorky "are you kinky?" test. Turns out I supposedly am. hmm. I guess the test was written for straight people since a lot of the questions refered to same-sex sex acts bein...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

work and stuff

Why can't I make myself get any work done when I have so much to do? I think it's that I'm a little overwhealmed with everything that I do have to do. Not to mention all the things I have to do that ...
Posted by Agent 00 Cupcakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST