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Adam®

I like to eat dog biscuits. It's true. It makes my hair shiny.

About Me

My name is Adam. I am thin, single, and neat. I am about to graduate Magna Cum Laude from the Icecream Man Training Institute this spring. I'm still saving up for this sweet '86 Dodge icecream truck. I hope to earn my wings this '07 icecream season. Wish me luck!Jealous much? Okay, absolutely none of that is true... :)

My Interests

Movies:

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Attack of the Clones, The Empire Strikes Back, The Living Daylights, The Big Lebowski, The Hudsucker Proxy, First Blood, A fist Full of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Three Days of the Condor, Spy Game, Jeremiah Johnson, Adaptation, The New World, Syriana, The Thin Red Line, Dirty Harry, The Hunt for Red October, Elf, Kingdom of Heaven, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Manchurian Candidate, Bladerunner, The Abyss, Die HardFavorite Fake Movies:'Rochelle, Rochelle', 'Chunnel', ' Mountain High', 'Firestorm', 'Death Blow', 'The Muted Heart', 'Blame It On the Rain', 'Means to an End', 'Agent Zero', 'Ponce de Leon', 'Brown Eyed Girl', 'Sack Lunch', 'Cry, Cry Again', 'Prognosis Negative', 'The Other Side of Darkness', 'The Pain and the Yearning'

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Survivorman, The Office

Books:

How to Drink Whiskey Through Your Nose(that's the one I'm writing :) ), The entire canon of Sherlock Holmes stories, Wonder Boys, The Bourne Identity, Vengence, Gray's Anatomy, The Lord of the Rings, How to Read a Person Like a Book, any of Edgar Allan Poe's work, Dracula, The War of the Worlds, Robinson Crusoe, The Time Machine, Hit Man, Hit List, Hit Parade, The Rum Diary, Into Thin Air, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rum Punch, Out of Sight, Good Muslim/Bad Muslim, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Island of Doctor Moreau, Howard Hughes: His Life and His Madness, Treasure Island, The Invisible Man, Catch-22, The Jackal, Indiana Jones and the Peril at Delphi, Indiana Jones and the Genesis Deluge, Indiana Jones and the Interior World, From Russia with Love, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, The Husband,

Heroes:

Winston Churchill, Jim Henson, Ulysses S. Grant, Ian Fleming, Michael Chabon, Clint Eastwood, J.R.R. Tolkein, Abraham Lincoln, Peter the Apostle, Lee Harvey Oswald, George Lucas, Michelangelo, Bill Watterson, Nikola Tesla, Gary Larson, Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, Benjamin Franklin, Dave Thomas: The Founder of Wendy's, Bob Kane, Julia Wertz: creator of fartparty.org

My Blog

MediocrePress.com ***Announcement***

Attention those who give a blue flying damn:I'm sorry that the url to my website MediocrePress.com is redirected here to mysapce.  The site is under construction and this is all that I can manage...
Posted by Adam® on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:31:00 PST

Apply here to be part of my Action Force:

____________________________________________________________ _________   How long can you hold your breath?Have you ever given anyone a knuckle sandwich?Can you love 'em and leave 'em?How many sca...
Posted by Adam® on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

ATTENTION FRIENDS: I Will Be Gone From Civilization Starting 2/8/07

ATTENTION FRIENDS:As of tomorrow night(Feb. 8) I will be pretty much unreachable by either phone or internet for approximately two weeks.  You can always try, but I can't guarantee that you'll ge...
Posted by Adam® on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

Thanksgiving is for Puritans and injuns

Well, it is Thanksgiving and I get to see my family.  I just got back from the Lowe's hardware store.  I bought a garden hose that is long enough to reach from the exhaust pipe of the car I ...
Posted by Adam® on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

3/19/06

Today I decided to make a blog.  I have a horrible headache.  Late last night I was moving stuff around in a closet and a ltiile marble statue on the top shelf fell and smacked me in the hea...
Posted by Adam® on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST