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The Long Arm of The Lys!

I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my na

About Me






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    "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods". (Albert Einstein) "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." (Albert Einstein) (and we're not too far off, either, at this point "Try to make something idiot poof, and they'll build a better idiot" "To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer" War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Why do they put Braille on the keypad of the *DRIVE-UP* ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? I am not sexist or racist, I hate everybody equally. I am an equal opportunity offender. I don't particularly care much for you people during the day, what in God's name makes you think I wanna hang out with you after work or on weekends? My brother got kicked out of the navy. Why you ask? He liked to sleep on submarines with the windows open.

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What "Happy Bunny" phrase are you?
I hate everything
You are angry at the world. You hate everything within it, and their moms.


Your Birthdate: June 26
    You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena.
    Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top.
    You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate.
    Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to makes you a success.

    Your strength: Your attention to detail
    Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes
    Your power color: Turquoise
    Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up
    Your power month: August
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
What Kind of Geek are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your IQ is high
You are a computer geek
Your strength is you actually have social skills
Your weakness is electrons
You think normal people are strange
Normal people think that you are weird
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Both of my grandfathers and I'd love to see both of my grandmother's again, Albert Einstein, J. Robert Oppenheimer (father of the atomic bomb), Bill Gates (again), Julia Stiles, Tara Reid, Katie Holmes, Amy Lee. I'll add more as I think of them.

Music:



In no particular order: Octane, 4 on the Floor, Most 80s, Classic Rock, Janis Joplin, Rusted Root, The Who, Pearl Jam, Eminem, 50 Cent, Johnny Cash, Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Sting, Dido, Poison, Journey, Foreigner, Carrie Underwood, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, The Ramones, The Doors, The Who, The Pussycat Dolls, Joanna ... I cover just about all types of music that exist. Will keep adding to this soon.

Your Taste in Music:


80's Alternative: Highest Influence
80's Pop: Highest Influence
80's Rock: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
90's Rock: Highest Influence
Adult Alternative: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Country: Highest Influence
Hair Bands: Highest Influence
Progressive Rock: Highest Influence
80's R&B: Medium Influence
Alternative Rock: Medium Influence
Heavy Metal: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
90's Hip Hop: Low Influence
Dance: Low Influence
Hip Hop: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

In no particular order: Harry Potter, Star Wars (both trilogies), The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, Office Space, Titanic, Coyote Ugly, Down To You, She's All That, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Road to Perdition, A Clockwork Orange, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Natural Born Killers, The Polar Express, Final Destination, Dreamcatcher, The Others, The Fast & the Furious, The Italian Job, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Volcano, The Fugitive, Arlington Road, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Finding Nemo, Hitch, The Rocky Horror Pictures Show, The Shining, Omen, Labyrinth, The Ring, 10 Things I Hate About You, She's All That, O, Save The Last Dance, The Stand, The Shining, Storm of the Century, The Perfect Storm, The Day After Tomorrow, The Chipmunks, P.S. I Love You

Television:

Law & Order, Law & Order: CI, Law & Order: SVU, CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Modern Marvels, Cold Case, Without A Trace, Close To Home, Forensic Files, Criminal Minds, House, Bones, Las Vegas, etc ... (You get the drift)

Books:

When I actully find the time to sit down and read a book, I will put something in here. The only books I get to read right now are training manuals for work.

Heroes:

As any of my friends could readily tell you: Any woman or man in uniform (Military, Police, Fire, EMT, etc) who puts her/his life on the line every day to save and protect our freedoms and/or our lives. They are the true heros out there, not the sports player who makes $10 million a year and thinks the world should bow down and kiss his feet.

My Blog

Check out this event: Karaoke @ The Great American Diner @ Pub

Hosted By: Patrick ByrneWhen: Monday Apr 14, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: The Great American Diner & Pub1201 East Lincoln HighwayLanghorne, PA 19047United StatesDescription:Patrick Byrne Click Here To View ...
Posted by The Long Arm of The Lys! on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:55:00 PST

Letter to Alcohol

Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Your many dimensions are mind boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly). Yes, my friend, you...
Posted by The Long Arm of The Lys! on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:19:00 PST

No, I'm not sarcastic, no ...

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!And although you do have y...
Posted by The Long Arm of The Lys! on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST

Baby Shower/Going Away/Housewarming Party!!!!!!!

Hosted By: Patrick ByrneWhen: Saturday Aug 05, 2006at 9:00 PMWhere: Pat's New Place430 West Browning Road, Apt Q10Bellmawr, NJ 08031USDescription:Patrick Byrne Click Here To View Event...
Posted by The Long Arm of The Lys! on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:38:00 PST

You Know Your Addicted to CSI When ...

You Know You're Addicted to CSI When... You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website.You never work (or go out) Thursday nites because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it a...
Posted by The Long Arm of The Lys! on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST