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schmoe

cuddle me stoopid

About Me

coffee...cigarettes...and gin. I'm not good with words, but am good at spelling. I do everything half-ass. I'm extremely impatient and really annoying when I'm drunk. I'm kind of into alot of different things...only a little bit.I can't see with out my glasses. I hang out at the cc club way too much and i don't mind cleaning up after all you drunken assholes.

My Interests

globe trotting, suicide bombing, diet coke, america's next top model, garlic pizza, flavored lip gloss, mannequins, robots, strawberries, fingernail polish remover, curious george, febreeze, markers, stickers, sticker parties, blotto, leather ottomans, html books, windsor, radiators, bad mac n' cheese and good chili, cutting vinyl and making art, ducks, 38's, and ripping out pigeon hearts....junkie hunting,drinking vodka at 10am.

I'd like to meet:

the assholes who vomit in the troft in the little boys room at the cc. your goin down bitches!

Music:

butt rock

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Suicide Club, Belly, Cinderella, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Naked Lunch, Visitor Q, True Romance, Spun, Fear and Loathing, Virgin Suicides Take the quiz:
What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Television:

Heroes, America's Next Top Model, Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Charmed, Malcom in the Middle, House, Medium, Deadwood, Sopranos

Books:

picture books

My Blog

strippers

i dont like em. sorry. thats all.
Posted by schmoe on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:50:00 PST