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jasmine

i'm too old to know everything

About Me


You are Bettie Page

Girl next door with a wild streak You're a famous beauty - with unique look And the people like you are cultish about it
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Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. hmm...physically, i'm super curvey yet extremely strong and tend to stand out amongst most crowds. personality wise, i'm a walking contradiction. i like to look girly, dress up , smell good, & adore makeup, but still like to run w/ the boys..talk shit,cuss like a sailor, burp like one too, get dirty loud & rowdy ,all while drinking copious amounts of beer & jager. i like my quiet time & the time i spend inside my head. alot of that spent analyzing & strategizing but tend to be content to let the chips fall where they may. i'm a skilled procrastenater. i adore language & art of all forms & walks of life.i'm as a loyal as they come to those deserving of my friendship & love. but completely unforgiving of those who take me for granted or make a fool of me. sarcasm & humor tend to be my defence mechanism, but once you break me down i'm truely sweet & ginuine. still tryin to figure out wear to lay my roots. i'm half ass good at alot of things. making me only really good at being multifaceted. i'm accepting of most things but if not you'll know about it.

My Interests

performance art, steel work, & welding, defying gravity, mexico, day of the dead, cooking, the stange & unusual, reading, flavored lip gloss, nifty fetish equipment, making fetish equipment, biting, pretending i'm coy, kissing, writing, juxtapose, anything erotic, poetry, catchin shows, photography, cute high maintnance italian cars, wierd food, whiskey, sewing, harrasing grossly straight girls, peacocks, spending money i dont have, pretending i'm smarter than you, tall men, butt cleavage, job hunting, comic books, dancin, fashion, tattoos, fire , seeking new interests & people who are obscene & beautiful

I'd like to meet:

i just want to meet cool, funny, people who have common interests but dont take themselves too seriously. people who aren't afraid to be nice, loving, affectionate, or an asshole, but do it ginuinly either way. people w/ soul, passion & an art.NOTE: NO MESSAGE NO ADD. IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHIN TO SAY I GOTS NO TIME FOR YA.

Music:

the distillers, bad religion, lunachicks, atmosphere, cage, Aphex twin, kenna, buck 65, matthew herbert, ima robot, dj shadow, ella, billy holiday, prick, the faint, sage francis, aesop rock, princess superstar, ani difranco, blk grass, mindless self indulgence, sheep on drugs, peaches, kruder& dorfmiester, decendents,peggy lee, misfits, p.j harvey, rv. horton heat, sixteen horse power ,morphine, unkle, sneakerpimps, the cure, genitortures, miss kitten, the list goes on & on

Movies:

lock stock &two smoking barrels,boondock saints, city of lost children, henry &june, the lover, slc punks, anything by jim jarmush, the secratery, mirror mask, nightmare before christmas, igby goes down, house of yes, true romance,fight club,drop dead gorgeous,house of a thousand corpes,devils rejects,brazil,party girl,taxi driver, king of new york, clock work orange, amarican history x, romper stomper, 28 days later, monster, frida, four rooms, pulp fiction,yada yada yada......

Television:

fuck the box

Books:

anything tom robbins, written on the body, anything bukowski, all works of anne sexton, smoke & mirrors, anis nin ,henry miller, cook books, the invisibles, kabuki, sandman, all pallaniuk

Heroes:

i dont believe in heroes

My Blog

so far

its almost my birthaday. hunted eggs today...sneaky chickens. milked the goat...such a good goat....all my tugging and she is unphazed. hid in a grain bin & watched the professional... mended a sk...
Posted by jasmine on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

hangovers suck

the icey pointed antlers of the jager mascot have permenantly parked themselves in the liver i wear upon my sleeve that godly emerald green bottle could no longer contain the ocean i sail & drow...
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this room

this room will bury us this room will out live us our moans hung about these walls as we undo buttons & bones bridles & reins confusion & commitment you ramsacking my body as we rise up like ...
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drinking in LA

jager does push ups on my breath the bartender is satan posing as a saint (hmm..satan/saint) detirmined drunks can still walk in stillettoes lipstick lubed shot glasses keep you from noticing...
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quickening

the quickening of a stagnent heart will deafen a conscience with its pounding
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

matters of the heart

trying to understand matters of the heart is like trying to staple wind to your face
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate naming my poems

you fall from your shadow in an unmoving falling of waterfall you fall from shadow through your likeness i am your remoteness you fall from your name to your body in a present that never ends y...
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i want

i want to collect the sand of every second wasted & build a castle to hide in i want to step out of my life like an airplane i want to die in the arms of my most brilliant moment i want all ...
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i swear

i think living hollywood makes people emo
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lifes fucked up lessons, and what i learned today

i've learned that even haggered and hung over i can pry open the hearts of construction workers anyday of the week but, do i ever get laid? i learned a man can buy a blowjob internet jack off...
Posted by jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST