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Lee Roy Jenkem

I'm yer huckleberry!

About Me

find out more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

My Interests

call me, we can hang out!

I'd like to meet:

kids who like to huff their own and each other's shit and piss. DAMN! Jenkem, it's the shit. Your shit, in a can, gettin ya lit. Just poop in a jar, with some urine, wait a few days then get to stirrin'. Fermentation is the key, it's puttin off gasses from yo pee. I want to get high. Fill me up with Jenkem so I can touch the sky (oo-la-la). All these kids puttin poop in they cans everyday gotta fill the demand. I should do this shit. Start my own Jenkem chain, let's do this, bitch!

Music:

farts and water hitting water.

Movies:

oh I like all movies, they're all a bunch of shit and piss.

Television:

same with tv.

Books:

books? Oh I wipe my ass with books!

Heroes:

myself!

My Blog

I Don’t Like Mondays.

So I answer the phone and say, "Tom is dead, This is LeRoy. Leave a massage." (I actually mispronounced message.) Then I said "beep." A chipper young little gold-bricker was chirping at me like a bird...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:14:00 PST

How I survived the weekend.

chemical ananlysis of the effets: part 2I want you to know before I begin I am not meaning to endorse anyone do the experiments I have done, and am doing, and am going to continue to do too. No, I am ...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

When In Rome...

Before I checked out of the hospital a free living man with my daughter, now my only living relative, walking with me holding my right hand in her left, so she was walking on the good side of my ear, ...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

How I Killed Tom (and got another new job!)

At dawn I am beginning to go to sleep. I think I hear a knock at the door. I roll off the futon / couch and open the door. I see Denise, but I know it isn't really Denise, and I know immediately it mu...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

What have I done??

Today, Wednesday the twentieth of February, Two Thousand and Eight...Four days after my daughter, Denise, turned fifteen....Two days after I burned my childhood house to the ground...A) there was a to...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:41:00 PST

a chemical analysis of the effects:

first things first.The chemistry is first. Chemistry always came first for me, and that's all I've ever been particularly good at, naturally, it just comes to me, and I don't even have to try. Neurolo...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

wtf just happened.

things are beginning to add up to me again. I've been reading over this blog. I'm starting to get wise. To see the patterns, and the pieces are beginning to fall into place.Tom is fbi. That much is cl...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:29:00 PST

a new job!

I arrived at about 5AM and disembarked into the terminal in the middle of my home town. I hoofed it to the bank and slept for an hour outside beside the ATM. But I was behind some bushes and so nobody...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:27:00 PST

now I’m on a bus home...

I'm on a bus, which is weird, since I'm used to driving. And this bus is nice. It's a nice greyhound bus, with luxurious carpeted seating and cup-holder arm rests that fold up, and the seats have tv t...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:28:00 PST

Now I am at a public library...

Now I am at a public library in downtown Detroit. But I tell you, it may as well be Interzone. All around me there is chaos. The television is set on dead air. There is a constant squeeling hum, and t...
Posted by Lee Roy Jenkem on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:08:00 PST