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craig

God is not the answer, but rather a question that needs answering.

About Me

First an foremost, I am an aniemal lover (especialy cats)and a strict vegetarian. I prefer their company over most human beings and if given a choice, will spend most of my time with them. I'm also a graduate of Temple University, History maj. with an emphises on WWII.Post apocalyptic Goth, (anyone who's ever been to a club knows what an apocalypse it is!) I still like the music, dress, and all that, but shy away from the whole juvenile bullshit of the club scene.I enjoy reading, movies, working to place stray cats in good homes, and writing.I'm a six year military veteren but not a hero.Hobies include: Comics, Star Wars collecting, constantly finding new ways to impress, and amuse those around me with my dark and sarcastic humor.Dislikes include: RUDENESS above all, People who tell me to watch my language in public (as if they have the right to tell me what I can and can't say [ So Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck You to them!!!]), arogance, racism,automated messages, People who give stupid or no answers at all for why they don't like Rap music, (I said Rap! Not the SHIT that passes for it on MTV and the radio)and the DMV.

My Interests

History of World War II/Nazi Germany, Intelligent nerdy book-loving women, Fencing, German language, Erotic encounters in kangaroo suits, and Me.

I'd like to meet:

Al Jorgensen, Goerge Lucas, Christopher Walken, Winona Ryder, anyone with a kangaroo suit,Jesus, Hitler (same question for both[What the fuck were you thinking?]), George W. Bush (with a baseball bat and a ski mask. There's a few things that bastard needs to answer for). Or anyone else who deleats my e-mails without reading them.

Music:

Ministry, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Revolting Cocks, 1000 Homo DJ's, Type O Negative, Crux Shadows, Danzig, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Project Pitchfork, VNV Nation, David Bowie, Micheal Jackson, Garbage, Public Enemy, Ice-T, NWA, The Misfits, Social Distortion, Gary Numen, Marylin Manson, Millie Vannillie (no that's not a joke), The Cure, Depeche Mode, KMFDM, Covenant, Andone, Immortal Technique, Concrete Blonde, Johny Cash

Movies:

Star Wars, Star Trek, Hellraisers, the Prophecy series (or anything else w/ angels) The Godfather, Full Meatel Jacket, The Adams Family,WWII documentaries, Silent Picts., Batman, Batman Returns, X-Men I,II,III, Sin City, The Crow, Airheads, CB4, Bad Santa, Team America, anything by Kevin Smith, Baseketball, Southpark, The Book of Life, Preaching to the Perverted, Dune (David Lynch's is still the only real Dune), Dracula, Halloween (but only about 1/2 of them were any good) Alien series, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dark City, Dark Crystal, Edward Scissorhands, Scooby Doo, Cashernl, City of Lost Children, Comic Book Movies, 300

Television:

Star Trek, M.A.S.H., X-Files, Golden Girls, History Channel, The Man Show, Queer As Folk, ehhh, mostly it just rots your brain. I'd really prefer to read a book instead.

Books:

History: Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror: Star Wars, Neil Gaimen's works, Clive Barker, Paradise Lost, National Geographic, Philosophy/Religion, Political Thought: Fight the Power,The Ice Opinion, Mein Kampf, The Art of War, Comics: Sandman, Lucifer, Daredevil, Batman. Magazines: Cosmo

Heroes:

My Dad, Geronimo, Batman, Chuck D, Lucifer (he has been so misunderstood you know) and Fidel Castro (let's face it, NOBODY else has been able to flip the bird to this country 1/2 as many times as he has and gotten away with it)

My Blog

F for Fagetass

OK, so yesterday I made the comparison of my trials at school with those of V for Vendetta and this got me to thinking... Maybe I should start my own reign of terror against this institution of oppres...
Posted by craig on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

Freedom of Speech

OK, So the trials and tribulations of college life never seem to be over.  Case in Point: the issue of Fagetass has once again reared its flaming head (pun intended).  Last week I get an e-...
Posted by craig on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST

Euogy for an Angel

It is with a very sad heart, and many tears that I regretfully announce the death of a close family member.  Around 3:45 this evening, I recieved word that Azreal, my female kitten, died whi...
Posted by craig on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 04:03:00 PST

Party Platform II

Now that I have everyone's attention with the first three points of my political agenda, I would like to continue with point number four.  So here goes... 4. When elected President of the United ...
Posted by craig on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

Party Patform Part I

As promised, I am now posting the issues that I will be supporting as the campaign nominee of the No More Bullshit party.  But before getting into all of that, I would like each of you to keep an...
Posted by craig on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

An Apistolary

This is a poem that was submitted to last year's hyphen magazine at Temple U.  It didn't get published, so I thought I would post it here anyway.  Hope everyone likes it.   Dear Columbi...
Posted by craig on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:57:00 PST

Craig 4 President in 2012

Okay, how many people ave said "I can do a better job than this guy!" in regards to this or any other President?  Personall, I feel that the last 6 years has proven that you realy can train a mon...
Posted by craig on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:26:00 PST

In trouble again.

O.K.  Two days ago I get a call from the office of the Vice President of Student Affairs at my school.  The secretary said that he wanted to meet with me and wanted to know when I would be a...
Posted by craig on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:08:00 PST

Collage Books

As I'm about to enter my last semester of college, I have several books to part with.  If there is anyone intersted, drop me a message.  Here is a list assorted by suject. HISTORY: All Quiet...
Posted by craig on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:08:00 PST

Bush Wacked part II

Recient events have promted me to post a sever tounge lashing upon the current adminestration.  A a former active duty military member, statements made by this adminestration have aroused my...
Posted by craig on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:39:00 PST