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kenny woods

Any major dude will tell you...

About Me



I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.

My Interests

quiting clubs that would have me for a member.

Alvy Singer quotes:"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"."I need a large polo mallet". "My grammy never gave gifts, you know, she was too busy getting raped by Cossacks." "I don't use any major hallucinogenics, five years ago at a party, I tried to take my pants off over my head." "Why don't you get William F. Buckley to kill the spider? ...Are you going with a right-wing rock 'n roll star?" "I'd like to hit this guy on a gut level." "I was at an Alice Cooper thing where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes." "Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." "Oh really? I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery." "Syliva Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality." "After that, it got pretty late and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again and I realized what a terrific person she was and how much fun it was just knowing her...and I thought of that old joke, you know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken,' and uh, the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and - but uh, I guess we keep going through it... because... most of us need the eggs."

self transforming machine elves

attack, decay, sustain, release

anders & woods

bright street recording studio
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I'd like to meet:



wizards, llamas or carrots

Music:



Television:

this week: Everest; Beyond the Limit, How It's Made, I'm Alan Partridge, Saxondale, The Day Today, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, The Wire, Dexter, Real Time with Bill Maher...

Books:

this week: a scanner darkly, i california, yellow pages, 1997 thomas guide, my uncle oswald, temples of sound, the germ, cruel shoes, the god delusion, exile on main st., gettign out: your guide to leaving america, without feathers...

Heroes:

this week: Woody Guthrie, Elliot Gould, Stacey Grenrock-Woods, Phil Manzanera, Humphrey Bogart, Aleister Crowley, Bob Dylan, John Waters, Kenneth Anger, Ronnie Wood, Gay Vito (Sapranos), Johnny Cakes, Carl Sagan, George C. Scott, Chris Thomas, Bill Price, John Huston, David Hockney, Sidney Pollack, Joe Boyd, John Waters, Alec Baldwin, Alexandro Jodorowsky, Coen Bros., David Mamet, Charles Laughton, Buck Henry, Jimmy Miller, Keith Richards, Elaine May, Townes Van Zandt, Jack Parsons, Woody Allen, Tom Dowd, Ralf Hutter, Chrissy Hynde, Connie Plank, Jean Paul Basquiat, Peter Sellers, Sidney Lumet, Jimmy Page, Ingrid Newkirk, Dick Wolf, Jack Cafferty, Gene Wilder, John Cale, Ian Hunter, Richard Thompson, Jackson Pollack, Luis Bunuel, Ray Mcgovern, Hal Ashby, Terrence McKenna, Marcel Duchampe, William Holman Hunt, Oh yeah, Ghandi too...