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The Norwegian Nightmare

I'm a humble genius!

About Me

I'm a boy.
I like cameras. To take pictures with. And film.
I got lots of cameras.
I also got lots of boards. Snowboards and Skateboards.
I got a Surfboard too.
I like surfing. Surfbabes are hot. In bikinis.
I like snowbunnies even more. With baggy clothes. Or tight clothes.
Or no clothes...
I'm a boy who loves girls without clothes!
I'm also: Batman Batman 100% MacGyver 95% Green Lantern 80% Superman 65% Iron Man 60% Hulk 60% The Flash 60% Supergirl 55% Robin 50% Spider-Man 50% Wonder Woman 40% Catwoman 40% You are a dark, handsome, gadget loving and smart SuperNinja who have vowed to help the innocent not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Name: Sveinung Ryan
Birthday: 3. Jan 1981
Birthplace: Alta, Norway
Current Location: Oslo, Norway
Eye Color: state of the art blue
Hair Color: Pinkish blond with black highlights
Height: Taller than a midget, shorter than a basketball pro
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yeah Right!
Your Heritage: Got an egg from my mom and some sperm from my dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: Snowboardboots
Your Weakness: Find it very hard to trust girls after my last girlfriend. Wanna prove me wrong?
Your Fears: Fears?
Your Perfect Pizza: Grandiosa for life!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Travel more, and learn to surf better!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Enjoi (with an i)
Thoughts First Waking Up: What did I dream tonight?
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me..?
Your Bedtime: I spend lots of time in bed, but I don't really sleep that much.
Your Most Missed Memory: Wish I could remember what happened the one time I fell head first from 3 meters hight, landed on a concrete floor and cracked my skull open.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: In & Out
Single or Group Dates: Depends on how well I know my date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanillate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Fucking hell I don't!
Do you Sing: Nein
Do you Shower Daily: sure... Every day, after workout while I read the newspaper and brush my teeth.
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes indeed...
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that!
Do you want to get Married: Hopefully one day I'll have a wife and kids.
Do you belive in yourself: More than in anything.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Enough to hook up with hot chicks.
Are you a Health Freak: At the moment, kinda.
Do you get along with your Parents: For sure... I love my creators!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup! I either grab my camera and take cool pictures, or lay down naked on the lawn and hope I don't get struck by lightning.
Do you play an Instrument: If I've been bored for a long time, I might play with my trombone. :P
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Enough to fill a medium size aquarium
In the past month have you Smoked: Nada...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I sat down on a box of painkillers, but that's all folks.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Pac Fair @ Gold Coast.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are crazy hard to get in Norway. But I had plenty in Australia
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: All the time. Love to stop by a Sushi Train if I need a snack.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Do you have any idea how cold the water is here right now?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stole some coke from the fridge @ a NYE party for my Cuba Libre
Ever been Drunk: Never ever :P
Ever been called a Tease: Yup... I can be a tease if I don't feel the good vibes flowing.
Ever been Beaten up: I've been hit, but I've always hit back harder. So no... I never fight before I have to!
Ever Shoplifted: Lifted an entire skateboardshop once.
How do you want to Die: Hopefully it involves height, speed and distance before I hit something with great impact...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A full time Ninja!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like a fine mixture of several colors, so I can study them for hours without being sure what color they really are.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Whatever fits her style
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: I don't care as long as she's not ashamed of her body and don't break my thigh-bone when she sits on my lap.
Best Clothing Style: Love girls who can wear skateboardclothes, without looking like they just read that it's HOT right now.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. I even try to avoid painkillers because they fool my body to think my injury is healed, and then I go out hurt myself again before I should
Number of CDs I own: Too many, but not enough
Number of Piercings: I've pierced holes in my skin several times, but never cared to put jewlery in it.
Number of Tattoos: None, but got some serious scars
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Several things, and I'm proud of it. If I had none I'd be either boring or just don't care.
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My Interests

I've always been lucky to combine my main interests in life with making money, and hopefully I can keep that up forever.

When I was done with High School I was already really into boarding, so I opened my own Snowboard/Skateboardstore. It did really good, but after a while I wanted to do something different, so I moved away for University to learn filmmaking and keep snowboarding.

Nowadays I live in Oslo and earn money by making movies, musicvideos and TV + teaching at workshops. I enjoy playing with all my cameras and editing suite, like a little Japaneese girl in school uniform loves to play with her Tamagotchi pet.

To stay fit, compete and have fun, I've been doing all kind of sports since I've was a little baby kickboxing my mom's intestines.
I've lost track of all the different sports I've practised when I was younger, but main activities last 16 years have been snowboarding (alot!), skateboarding, paintballing, rock climbing and MTB riding.
Just got more serious about surfing and scubadiving as well.
I still grab any challenge, so just give me a chance to try a new sport and I'll step it up.

The last 3 or so years, I've enjoyed using my mathskills and other secret skills to earn money in another fun way! Poker is the hardest way to make an easy living; and even though I've done really good I've had to start playing less to have time to do all the other stuff I wanna do.
Still...
Me and my team-mates in GPT are not at the table to gamble, we're there to take your money. So if you sit down with one of us and you're not lucky, then you'll go home broke.

I also like to party and shake my big fat booty on the dancefloor if the girls are steaming hot! (Haven't made any money on dancing yet, so maybe I suck and should quit?)

When I'm back visiting my parents in Alta I like to hunt for Rudolf the Reindeer with my potatogun.

I'd like to meet:

Alfred E. Nauman and MacGyver.
MacGyver for President!

Music:

Sure do love music! Has lots and lots of different music on my cZen, and listen to whatever matches the mood I'm in, or want to be in...

Movies:

Bah... Don't even bother to start writing a list with all of them. I like most of the really good movies everybody with a decent taste has on their list, and then I love some films you've never heard of and probably never will.

Television:

Watch Mythbusters every day! Bangla Bangers is also priceless... Watch lots of other TV-series too, but either on DVD og cZen.And yeah, if you haven't noticed. South Park is just getting better and better every season!

Books:

I read lots of books about Cinematograpy and technical literature that relates to my work, but besides that I rather watch some good movies than to read a book. And of course I've read quite a few filmscripts lately.

Heroes:

Teletubbies, Bob Sagget, and lots of boarders/guys who work in the filmbiz that I really do admire, but don't bother to mention right now.