Jade

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i am nice. that's all you need to know.but incase you have nothing else to do you can read all about me.
I am doing English at Manchester Met Uni which sucks because i want to be home again with all my lovely lovely friends.
I have a rather unhealthy obsession with REEL BIG FISH
i spend most of my time sleeping and drinking. though not at the same time.
i am the best skanker ever. and if anybody wants a challenge please come ahead.
I CAN'T STAND BAD GRAMMAR! IF YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT YOU, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN THE CORRECT USES OF 'THERE', 'THEIR' AND 'THEY'RE'
THEIRS JUST NO EXCUSE FOR IT!!!! (lol)
my one ambition in life is to be an extra on Chucklevision *overly-dramatic gasp and point*
I used to have an irrational fear of wooden spoons. i was on TV for it and got treatment. it was horrible. it wasn't just that i didn't like them - if anyone came near me with one i'd be like "aaargh! get that thing the fuck away from meee!" it stemmed from a dislike of touching WET unvarnished wood, then became worse and worse. i couldn't even look at one, never mind touch it - and God forbid it should be WET! *shudder*
Other wooden things i don't like are:
benches
piers
ice-lolly sticks
The best place in the world is the mountains, because they're soooo pretty. theres nothing better than standing on top of a hill on a sunny day and looking down on where you've just climbed from. hill walking is just about the only excersise i will do
The best feeling in the world is waking up with someone you love :-D
I am not gay in any way, shape or form but i'd still DO Brody Dalle from The Distillers. That woman does things to me
I collect SILLY HATS
I love all things Irish
I HATE Merseytravel
I will kick your ass at air hockey. i have never lost a game in my entire life and it's just about the only thing i'm good at.
My Auntie Bunny once shat in my shorts
when i was younger i swallowed a zip
i like building waffle towers
if i was fat i'd look like this:
My dad once went on holiday and forgot his clothes.
that's pretty much it. sorry i'm not a very complex person.
but i am a bit weird. or so people say. moomoomoo....
ps- this is your ma
Things i LOVE:
* Potato Smilies are the best invention known to man. i could eat buckets of these things.
* Dinosaurs rock my world. they are the best animal ever! when i was little i used to buy P.G Tipps with my pocket money just so i could collect the free dinosaur toys.
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