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PoisonousSmeg

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About Me

Attention!!!

As of May 19th - early September i will barely be on the internet [we're talking once a week if that]. If you need to get in contact don't use this, email or facebook. The majority of you have my phone number, but if you haven't feel free to ask before May 19th or message me and i'll get back to you whenver i manage to get online. Have great summers everyone, and keep an eye on blogs for birthday plans...

Him who mountain crush him no. Him who sun him stop him no. Him who hammer him break him no. Him who raise him head above him heart. Him diamond. I'm Paula... I'm scouse and proud, but live in Preston for educational purposes. It causes me to lose my fantastic accent a little more as each day goes by, and miss my friends back home more than ever. You will find me at Pr1 whilst i'm here, or the Kray when i head back to Liverpool. I have a nephew, Ryan, he is the reason why i'm constantly skint. On the off chance i have cash in my bank that isn't being splashed out on spoilt children, it is often spent on decorating my body, vinyl collectibles and random shite on ebay. I'm in the process of quitting smoking. I've managed to cut down to just a few a day, but all of my good hard work goes to shit as soon as i start drinking. I've started to look at my life in a different way recently, choosing to spend my time wisely with the people that appreciate it. Not dishonest, arrogant arseholes who need to fix their priorities before it's too late. It's my main ambition to be in a Quentin Tarantino flick, starring opposite Nicholas Cage. A girl can dream. If you see me out and about do come and chat, I like to think i'm pretty approachable. Live, Love, Burn, Die. Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com

My Interests

My Favourite People...I love these guys.

I'd like to meet:

Greg Simkins. Alex Pardee. So you're in a band you say??? Fantastic now fuck off. If you ignore this make sure you're not an indie band, aspiring rapper or dance dj. Check my band list for genres that i tolerate if you're completely retarded. Decent clothing companies and jewellery makers. I do a lot of internet shopping for things i have no need for. Jokesters. I don't like freaks. If i delete you once don't add me again. I don't like haters. Doing the dirty on the internet is purely patetic or a regurgitation of what someone else has already attempted to do. If you can be witty or origional about it then fair enough, it can be giggled away, but most of you aren't so don't bother. I don't like random adds. I'm trying to keep my friend list relatively managable and hate spending ages looking for the people i want to talk to, so unless you live near don't bother.

Music:

I'm getting back into my pop punk... Band of the moment: Over It

Movies:

Spun AMightyWind DuskTilDawn PulpFiction HowlsMovingCastle BattleRoyale KungFuHustle RomyAndMichelle DonnieDarko GoodWillHunting HarryPotter LordOfTheRings Unbreakable ShortCircuit EdWood 51stState FromHell Dogma SleepyHollow AmericanBeauty EdwardScissorhands 12Monkeys BigFish Beetlejuice CapeFear HouseOnHauntedHill TheFifthElement TheRockyHorrorPictureShow RaisingArizona TheWickerman 8mm TheUsualSuspects HouseOfAThousandCorpses DevilsRejects Splash Constantine AmericanPsycho Blade LiveFlesh Labyrinth GhostWorld TheButterflyEffect SpiritedAway Signs FaceOff

Television:

AnyRealityShows Friends SelfHelp Invasion MockTheWeek Cardcaptors Roswell Scrubs FamilyGuy TheJeremyKyleShow Senselss Wildboyz Hollyoaks RickiLake QueerEye TheWonderYears BuffyTheVampireSlayer Will&Grace Skins HaveIGotNewsForYou GrahamNorton

Heroes:

My little pumpkin. This tiny terror is the only great thing in my life right now. My feelings towards nippers completely changed when he came into the world. There isn't anyhting i wouldn't do for him.

My Blog

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Christmas and New Year Pictures Back in Liverpool for Christmas. It was Ryan's first one so we attempted to get into the spirit for once...most of us failed. Damn family arguments... Sooo Christmas Ev...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

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Last day of uni today. thank god. decided to go the house of ware instead of sitting in working (which i shall be doing for the rest of this week no doubt). everyone seemed to have whiskers drawn on t...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:21:00 PST

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Sat on trains all day and finally got to the swan with anna and gim...took 10 hours to get served there so we only had time for a bottle of magners before we went the kray...met kaleigh, kirsten, gaz ...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST

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Started off the night in Spoons as usual... Jack and Ad and Kris joined us as soon as they had stopped driving past Kristov in the car hehe Some old guy (and i mean old) tried to hit on me when Jess w...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:05:00 PST

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Fucking amazing night last night Giggage at 12bar was standard but enjoyable...shame the headliner was changed but what can you do???Bit of a kick off went down as well which is always enjoyable to wa...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST

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Born on the 14/03/06 ...he's perfect...the cutest thing i've ever seen...i wish i wasn't stuck in preston so i could go and see him every single day! Linda was knackered today unsurprisingly as the li...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST

Source 24/02/06....w/2piks

Jess was feeling a little down yesterday so we took her out to cheer her up...think it worked lol She was supposed to be getting wasted and leaving her troubles behind...but it turned out kris and i d...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:03:00 PST

Warehouse 14/02/06

yeah so miss kirsten came down this week...went for pool in roper and she managed to win once...we were both turning to shit though as the ale packed into our mouths so when dave turned up we left to ...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:28:00 PST

HouseOfWare(WithPiks)...

Had a great time with the peeps last night...they all got rather drunk so im not putting the really nasty piks up! Thanks to jade, kaleigh and rob for coming down to see me!i love my friends!was nice ...
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:07:00 PST

NewTattooInnitKids

I love it!!!...well i should coz it's designed by me!yey!Shame i can't take piks of it...too awkward to get the camera round me back!this is the origional...and my attempts at clicking it...eek ......
Posted by [TPIS]NotOnlineProperlyTilSeptember on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:35:00 PST