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PLEASE NOTE: All results are based on a 5yr study of the man I personally deal with everyday. Every bit is true & its very likely that the man you are or will deal with behaves in the same manner. **If you are a man please just be real & admit it!**WHAT HE REALLY MEANS IS:1."I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."2."IT'S A GUY THING"Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".3."CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"4."UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.5."IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"Means: "I have no idea how it works."6."I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."7."TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."8."THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."Means: "Are you still talking?"9."YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."10."I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."11."OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."12."HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."13."I CAN'T FIND IT."Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."14."WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"Means: "What did you catch me at?"15."I HEARD YOU."Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."16."YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."17."YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."18."I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."19."WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"Means: "I make the mess & she cleans."
The Note Book - I hope I am loved & in love even when I'm all wrinkly!
Although I hate the fact that I watch the news all the time, I wonder if we will ever see our TV sets filled with flowers and rainbows. Hey it's all about hope!Oprah!Tayra Banks SHow - The media can kiss my Fat ass too!Yeah I'll admit it I watch tevenovelas, I'm Latina & a drama queen!I love watching Animal planet - Animals are less dramatic The Discovery Channel - I have watched all of the episodes featuring plastic surgery many many times!!! Stop in to my office any time. Little lipo here little boobie life there I got all the basics to turn you into Barbie.
Cook Books! (I'm a house wife in training, jk!) Ten People You Meet In Heaven La Ultiama Oportunidad Volar Sobre Un Pantano El Grito Desesperado Lovely Bones EL CID
Mis Pablos: Pablo Nerudo Y Pablo Cohelo there writings inspire and challenge the mind to look beyond.Mother Theresa - Dedicated her life to those whom society has no eyes nor heart for , without ever expecting an alter nor a throne in return.My family both immediate & extended - Each person has left a mark in my life which has helped mold who I am. Wethere inspiring me to be a little like you or reminding me of staying clear of the road you have traveled. You are all special & Important in your own way. (Like Barney always said!)