What can I say? I am quite simply "The May." Basically I've done just about everything you can think of. If you ever need to hear a story, just ask me. I actually feel it's my purpose in life to accumulate these life stories and become that grandpa that kids love to visit. Well, some stories will have to wait until they're older, but I'm sure I can come up with some G rated material until then. I think. In the meantime, I'll just live my life and count on a bestselling book deal down the road. If you are with the FBI, I didn't do anything. Basically a boring kid who has always been on the straight and narrow.
