I'm going to start off by saying, that I am going to answer these questions sincerely, and not make a mockery of the questions. I believe that these questions to my life and my pursuit of happiness should be answered with the utmost respect. I will not clutter my answers with redundant one-liners and ridiculous statements. I shall steer clear of the old chestnut. You can mark my words.
I love anything with a chill beat, an acoustic guitar, and tantalizing lyrics. Also, speed metal.
Comedies. The Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Annie Hall, Wayne's World, The Royal Tenenbaums, Juno, The Darjeeling Limited, Lars and the Real Girl, Blazing Saddles, It's a Wonderful Life, Manhattan.
Scrubs. Seinfeld. SNL. Curb Your Enthusiasm. House. Cold Case.
Born Standing Up. Kiss Me Like A Stranger. The Power of the Actor.
My parents. Bear. My friends. Oprah, and the people that read the required texts to stay in her book club. Steve Martin, Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn, Woody Allen (professionally), Gilda Radner, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Plato.