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Christina Eleen

... about as pleasant as five o'clock shadow in your crack!

About Me

i'm scared of heights, fish, and white foods.
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My Interests



barry manilow, the L word, glasses, socks, school uniforms, medicine, banjos, speculums, stains, zombies, airhockey, skeeball, trains, art, bill murray, audrey hepburn, secretaries, christopher guest, patches, candy, ice cream on cold days, slashers, gore, thrillers, and more

I'd like to meet:

I want a new friend that resembles a tape worm that I can take everywhere with me. I might even give him/her a cute name like "Dr. Worm" or something. He/she can live in my stomach. I'd really like to meet these two:Also: and her

Music:

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Movies:

'Palindromes' was the best movie of 2005. I'm just saying... Todd Solondz is one creepy guy, but he's makes damn good films. Noah Bambauch is pretty great too.

Television:

the twilight zone, modern marvels, daily show, crime shows, huff, the l word, and

Books:

zombie survival guide: complete protection from the undead, antique med books, and heckle and jeckle

Heroes:

Lunch! Nothing gives me more pleasure than feeling myself get fatter. It's like putting on a snow suit really slowly! Sometimes, if I listen really close, I think I can hear the fat. There's also MOM, DAD, GRANDMA SIMMONS, GRANDMA RIOJAS, GRANDPA RIOJAS, JENNIFER RIOJAS, JOHNATHON ADAMS, AUNT CINDY, and

My Blog

Fooddiction

I need help... Yesterday: Breakfast:  Burger King's Hamlett and Cheesy Hash Browns First Lunch:  Enchilada and Tamale TV Dinner Second Lunch: Chick-Fil-A Nuggets and Waffle Fries Snack:&nbs...
Posted by krys on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

Things I have learned in the past week... and a half.

1.  Country bars are okay... no matter who you are.2.  Dr Who is a very common phennomanon(sp?).3.  I can, and sometimes do, kick ass at pool.4.  The word 'no' doesn't mean 'no' un...
Posted by krys on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

Don't drink water. Fish have sex in it.

[1] Coolest thing you did today?I drank a Mexican Coke with Dusty.  And had Octopus.[2] What color is your mailbox?White[3] Are you available?Available how?  [4] Have you ever hit a deer?Almost.  I li...
Posted by krys on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

Resume

QUALIFICATION SUMMARY: Seven years of office assistance and managerial experience including telephone contact with clients, office equipment operation, appointment arrangements, memo distribution, an...
Posted by krys on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

random thoughts 9.27.4.1

the jukebox in my head was playing awesome tunes this morning... from postal service, morrissey, police and.. uh.. shit... fucking short term memory and the lack of.everyone should watch the movie "cl...
Posted by krys on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I HEART Tuesdays!!!

Before I get to telling you about tonight's happening, I have to say 'Happy Birthday' to Billy K.HAPPY BIRTHDAY Billy K.  I would text that to you, but you aren't a fan of the texting. (stolen ...
Posted by krys on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

Tonights Happenings

Meridian Room: Half Price Draft Night. Can you say cheap Boddingtons? I knew you could. Fallout Lounge:  Open Mic, Cheap Drinks, FREE SPOON AND BTD TICKETS. The Amsterdam Bar: Jazz Night. Li...
Posted by krys on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:22:00 PST

Another 'Kicking and Screaming' moment...

   ... Sort of.There's a scene that takes place in the bar with Jane and Grover.  Jane is trashed and in a general state of silliness.  When she here's her name, Jane, she doesn't ...
Posted by krys on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

Thanks, Mr. Mugger!!!!

Cause it wasn't bad enough that I get scared to go outside after dark, hang out in open spaces like the Met, or be in a parking lot, now I'm scared to sleep too.  Thanks guys!  Really! You ...
Posted by krys on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:41:00 PST

Don't put off till the weekend what you can do during the week...

Because school will be starting up again soon, you should get out while you can. TONIGHT (8.3.6): RockStar Karaoke at Lakewood Bar and Grill!!! Before you can party like a rockstar, you need to be a...
Posted by krys on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST