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Arch

Pope, the floor is-a not a hamper...

About Me

You can see and hear me play bass and guitar with Wes Tucker & The Skillets , and electric and acoustic guitar with Laura Tsaggaris and Jelly Roll Mortals .

Other artists with whom I've recorded and/or played include Lianna , Last Train Home , The Walkaways , Michael Jantz , Alec Gross and the Districts , Brad Peterson , Dana Lawrence , Alice Peacock , and Impossible Recording Machine .

I am an HTML/Web Designer at Network for Good .

My Bio

I was born in the Philippine Islands. My mom cast me down the 7,700-mile coastline in a coconut shell, and I was picked up by a princess of Egypt, who raised me as her own, to become heir apparent to Pharoah's throne. But once I learned of my true heritage, and the fine products that come from the Philippines, I knew my ultimate destiny was to lead my people from slavery, and discover new things to make out of wicker.

Somewhere along the way back to the homeland, I got a bit sidetracked. In an unauthorized biography published in 1997, this was blamed on a woman. But if I remember right, it was always other things that were sidetracking me from women - namely, a generally soft-spoken and shy nature, and a deep insecurity stemming from embarassment at the shape of my left big toe.

Upon getting comfortably settled in the US, I took a job abridging popular and classic novels for Reader's Digest. I consider my greatest work to be the abridged version of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, which I reduced down to a three-page pamphlet.

Unlike many of my ilk, I am not inclined to buy a $10,000 car and pimp it with $20,000 worth of aftermarket parts. But in fact I do a similar thing with guitars, pedals, and amps. To each his own.

My philosophy is generally one of Just shut up and let me do this my way, although I must admit that this tends not to work when someone else is holding a gun.

Or worse, a paycheck.


Guilty Pleasures:

Michael Crichton, Safeway Fudge Sticks, Journey. Michael Connelly, Freezer Pops, Rush. Nelson DeMille, Mr. Pibb, Michael McDonald-era Doobie Brothers. Independence Day, Armageddon, I Robot. Steely Dan. Hanson. Long John Silver's. Oh yeah - and Gretchen Mol.


My Interests

Bowling, tennis, fluffy suspense/spy/crime novels, wandering aimlessly through Sam's Club, renting Jerry Bruckheimer-type movies I was too embarassed to see in the theater, procrastinating, spending lottery money I've never won, finding another way to annoy my cat, computer recording, aftermarket mods to electric guitars, pedals, and amps

I'd like to meet:

People for whom: morality does not equal religion/ideology/politics; happiness does not equal success; introspection does not equal introversion; honesty does not equal brutality; compassion does not equal weakness; and txt msgs do not equal communication.

Disclaimer:

Due to legal issues, I am required to reveal that I am 36 years older and 150lbs. heavier than I claim to be. Thanks, Gorgous.*

*Idiomatic spelling of "gorgeous" used only in refererence to a certain gorgosity.

Music:

Neil Finn/Crowded House, Michael Penn, del Amitri/Justin Currie, Brad Peterson, Carey Ott/Torben Floor, Sufjan Stevens, Aimee Mann, Jeff Buckley, Amy Correia, Rufus Wainwright, Elvis Costello, John Scofield, Medeski, Martin, & Wood, Sam Phillips, Radiohead, Soul Coughing, Tears for Fears.

Movies:

American Beauty, Alien, Se7en, Watership Down, Happy Accidents, Finding Neverland, Dr. Strangelove (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb), Catch-22, A Clockwork Orange, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, The Empire Strikes Back, The Negotiator, The Fugitive, Gladiator, Blackhawk Down, Re-Animator, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense, Slacker, Labyrinth

Television:

House, Animal Cops, Family Guy, Simpsons (reruns), Law & Order: Criminal Intent (the D'Onofrio ones)

Books:

Jitterbug Perfume, Stranger in a Strange Land, Cat's Cradle, Portnoy's Complaint, Watership Down, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Cider House Rules, The Brothers Karamazov, Aura, Hit Men

Heroes:

Samuel L. Jackson, muthafucka!

My Blog

Foot in mouth (or, How to Meet Women on the Train)

I used to have a foot fetish. There was a time when the sight of a woman's bare feet was titillating. Particularly when it was someone I didn't know, had never met before, and might never see again. J...
Posted by Arch on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:22:00 PST

The fat kid can't hide anymore

So schools will stop serving regular soda in their cafeterias, in an effort to address the childhood obesity epidemic. Elementary and middle schools will only offer water, non-sweetened juice, and low...
Posted by Arch on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:38:00 PST

Snow White and Mary Palm

I just read that this year's Playboy Playmate of the Year, Kara Monaco, used to be a Walt Disney World dancer, and had dressed up as Snow White and Cinderella. I knew I wasn't wrong for finding them h...
Posted by Arch on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:02:00 PST