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Michelle

concentrate on the stains

About Me

I think this perfectly sums me up:

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You are a strong black woman who has a very easy time controlling your man. You usually hurt your husband while having sex with him.

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My Interests

Eating food. That's all. Food, food, and more food.

I'd like to meet:

No hipsters... no scensters

Music:

PJ Harvey, Bjork, Slowdive, Spiritualized, Spacemen 3, BRMC, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, Blur, Levitation, The Smiths, Lupine Howl, Ride, Verve, Primal Scream, The Fall, Suede, The Kills, Brian Jonestown Massacre, L7, Catherine Wheel, Stevenson Ranch Davidians.... just to name a few...wait.. more... M83, Radio Dept., International Noise Conspiracy, Jesus and Mary Chain, Pixies, Pulp, Dandy Warhols, The Warlocks, The Comas, Death Cab for Cutie, The Walkmen, Helium, Say Hi to Your Mom.. and lots more!

Movies:

hmmm... so many... but I'd have to say Office Space, Reqium for a Dream, Blue Velet, Mulholland Drive, Casino, LOTR ( 1,2,3), Evil Dead (excluding 2 and 3), Dead Alive, directed by Peter Jackson, a MUST see. If you want good acting and you want to laugh your damn ass off, then check out Dead Alive, Shaun of the Dead, last, but certainly not least, Dawn of the Dead. Ummm.. I've got a thing for zombies. And I don't care what anyone else says...the movie Kids SUCKED. Good soundtrack though.

Television:

South Park, Daily Show, The Family Guy, Food Network, Forensic Files, and anything that has William Shatner in it

Books:

love 'em! Charles Bukowski! Milan Kundera, Camus, W.S. Burroughs. Currently reading "Ecstasy" by Irvine Welsh, 2 down, six more to go..

Heroes:

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

My Blog

Drugs are Good

I knew you'd look.  Now that I've got someone's attention - and I really don't care if anyone reads this or not 'cause I really don't have anything brillent to write about (I know I misspelled br...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 08:19:00 PST

I Hate People

I'm not a believer in reincarnation, but if I were I'd like to come back as a bird.  This way I can spend my entire day shitting on people and their luvly just washed cars. A girl can only dream....
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:43:00 PST

Blog Blog Blog

Happy blog day! Blog off! Blog you! Suck my blog! You fat Blog! Blogs suck! Kiss my blog! What the Blog! (WTB) Eat blog! You blog! Blog me! Blog off! Wait, said that... you mo blo... oh blog ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the f***

Okay, so I had this mole removed from my right shoulder. First I had part of it sliced off for the pathologist, then I had it burned off with this laser thing. Never smelled burnt flesh before, but ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FOOD is GOOD

I have nothing better to write on the eve before christmas eve so here I go: I like food. Food is good. Can make you fat if you're not careful, can make you sick if you're too careful. I like grilled ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THANKS FOR THE FUCKIN ADD!

I don't know if I should be flattered or offended.  Lately I've been getting a few friends requests from guys who, when you take a gander at their profile, have a buttload of scantly-clad ass bit...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST