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About Me

Born from a desire to help man and womankind achieve instantaneous enlightenment and bliss (in recommended doses of 6-8 hour periods) UberVision is truly the first and last Reality Enhancement Application you will ever need to purchase. By harnessing the heretofore untapped powers of the marvelous Digital Versatile Disc UberVision will help YOU to "Unlock the Key!" To a BETTER, SMARTER, HAPPIER, SEXIER and more SPIRITUALLY ROBUST YOU!To inquire about demoing UberVision at your next corporate gathering, birthday party, Barmitzvah, special event or to schedule an on site Reality Editation session with one of our trained UberTechs please email us.* UberVision is currently not FDA Approved, UberVision Inc. will not be held liable for any damage incurred to the users Pineal Gland during use.

My Interests

Reality Enhancement, Viral Memes, Temporary Illumination, Instant (and continous) Gratification and most importantly removing Undesireable Reality Impediments (URI's) from your subconscientious psyche using UberVision's patented and highly affective Editation techniques.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone looking to rid themselves of their Undesirable Reality Impediments and dogs with a Buddha Nature.Sample of 4/30/08 FREE DEMO Test Subjects PDX, Oregon

Music:

The Cure, Enya,

Movies:

The Secret, The Secret of NIMH, The Man with Two Brains, The Brain that wouldn't die, Altered States, Footloose, ARISE Subgenius Recruitment Video 17. Jacob's Ladder, Videodrome, Existenz, What the F**K do we know?

Television:

no, UberVision!

Books:

The Secret, The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, How to make money in your sleep, There's no such thing as Hypnotism, The Holographic Universe and of course anything and everything ever written by Tony Robin.

Heroes:

Tony Robin, Julian Jaynes, Richard Dawkins, JZ Knight, Aleister Crowley, Riane Eisler, James Redfield, James Joyce, Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite and the Heaven's Gate posse, H.P. Blavatsky, G.I. Gurdjieff, Erwin Schroedinger, Wilhelm Reich, Richard Dawkins, Bob Ross, Ron Popeil and Ronco.

My Blog

UberVision Press Mention on Oregonlive.com

Excerpt taken from Oregonllive.com 5/1/08"After Wolf wound up, the party moved to galleryHomeland, on Southeast 11th Avenue and Division, for the opening night party. It was the typical arty Portland ...
Posted by UberVision on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:14:00 PST

UberVision fan letter 245

We here at UberVision HQ wanted to share with you a recent fan letter, completely unsolicited. This young lady could very likely use a "I am Sexy" IRL. Thank you Karen, UberVision is here for you when...
Posted by UberVision on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:01:00 PST

UberVision Success stories from Portland Oregon’s 4/30/08 FREE DEMO!

UberVision Success stories from Portland Oregon's 4/30/08 FREE DEMO! ...
Posted by UberVision on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:29:00 PST

UberVision Test subject 033 Testimonial

The following is an actual excerpt from unsolicited feedback letter from UberVision Test Subject 033 RE: FREE DEMO 4/30/08 PDX, OR."your piece was a lot of fun and disturbing in a creepy way...
Posted by UberVision on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

Unlock the Key with UberVision! on April 30th Portland Oregon!

Hi,I just found out about a really exciting upcoming demonstration of a Reality Enhancement Application called UberVision, please take a look at the info below and make UberVision a myspace friend and...
Posted by UberVision on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:04:00 PST

UberVision Demo in Portland Oregon on 4/30/08!

We here at UberVision HQ have just received an invitation to demonstrate the latest version of our operating prototype model at an upcoming art and film event right here in Portland, Oregon known simp...
Posted by UberVision on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

Another satisfied customer

We have been getting so many enthusiastic responses from UberVision adherents that we just wanted to at least share one with you all, though we do feel inclined to mention that UberVision has not actu...
Posted by UberVision on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST

Prototype Demonstration coming soon.

Hi,Here at UberVision HQ our UberTechs are working day and night to get the Protoype model out for consumer demonstration purposes. We had a slight problem with a few FDA embargos placed upon some of ...
Posted by UberVision on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:37:00 PST