Chad

New Blurb.... As I look over my friends on myspace, I realize we all have something in common... CHRIST.... So, I decided to rewrite my blurb. I am an Austin native, which is pretty rare. Even more rare is that I grew up on the cool side of town (Southwest Austin). This part of town gives Austin its flavor. So, here is a little more about myself. I have friends that I grew up with, who are closer to me than most of my family. I am a true believer in holding onto people who are dear to you. Although, I have lost several girlfriends to marriage, this really blows. So a few years ago, I decided to stop befriending members of the opposite sex, just date them as much as possible and when the dating relationship ends, so does everything else. Well, I come to know myself better, and realize that this is not who I am. Although losing a girlfriend once they get married does stink. I will just have to get over it. For I know that once GOD gives me that significant other, she will be the only girlfriend I will have. Luckily, I don't have this problem much with my boys. Yes, a few have vanished off the face of the Earth. But, if all of them disappeared I would go to Barton Springs, find a nice soft place on the grass, and go into convulsions. Hordes of people would gather around thinking I am putting on a show. Some would clap along, while others throw change. I think I would earn myself a small fortune. And with the proceeds, I would buy a hole to throw myself into and wait for death.