besides heducatin da french country side massive... wif da hinglish gosple... and spreadin da love of sugar... i is also well intrested in sugar... i keep forgetin to mention dat... aiii... nuff said... for now dat iz!
to be honest... all da massive dat i iz already met is just well wikked and just fine wif me... but... if you gonna be pushy... da massive dat dig da sweet and not very sweet mix of life will go down nicely... i iz got a heavy preference for da fings dat be sweeter dan fings dat are not so sweet... not very sweet iz okay... but not sweet at all iz just not on... aight! you iz really gotta noe how much we iz lovin all dem things dat be sweet... and oh... sexy too... easy now... dat is a definete plus!!! for real!!! so if you if you iz already all coated in sweet glittery sugar... mmmmmm...mmm... tasty... i iz well up for meetin ya! BO!
anythin dat be soundin well SWWWEEEEEEEETTT!!! aiiight!!! but dem richer den rich recordin companies make dem CDs so expensive cos dey put dem in a dis fing called a jewel case... dat is crap... it iz a fuckin CD maan... i can buy a hundred for 20 squids... i give'em to me mate n he burn dem for me... wateva dat means... but he give em back to me... wif music on it!!! dat is well wikked! and itz not even all fucked up from him burnin it!!! i dunno how he do it!!!
yes... me likes going to watch da movies... especially going to watch da movies off me laptop computah before a good nitez sweet... i mean sleep... but remember kidz... duwnloadin music and movies off da interweb... is illeagle... and i don't do dat crap... fer real... aight!
big up me television massive!!! we all noe dat da tele is well wikked for cuddenilin up on da sofa wif ya lady... when i iz not out in da contry bringin da good word to da kidz out dere... or not feelin all dat sweet... me take the remote... and we go do a spin out in da world wide web of cable tv... its like da interweb... but betta... and you nevah get sick of it... its got like over 300 hundred channels to visit... from china to asia... and even places that are called tunisia... which is not near asia... even tho it sound like it! you can meet so many people speakin so many langages wen you go for a drive in da tele... and all dat without movin from your couch... i iz really diggin dis global village thing... i can already see da day when there is a roof made of hay built over our bootyfull planet protectin us frum da enviroment... with horses and chickens goin around it! just like in a village... but until dat day we see dis global village... and this protective roof of hay... i iz definetely diggin tele travellin... it iz like time travellin... without even havin to move out of time!!! dat iz wikked... seleckta... let's chekkout da next channel!
hokay... i iz not wantin to get all arrogant or wateva... but i iz already gotten a heducation... and i am in da biznezz of heducatin... and da kidz pay me wif beer and ganja... but dat is a secret so dun tell nobody! so i iz actually makin a decent livin... and sometimes i even have enuff ganja to sell of to other kidz for sum extra cash... books are nice when you have a big shelf... but me live in a small place... and me gotz a computah hooked up wif da interweb... so i iz not needin da books no more... dat iz da booty of technology... i iz all about gettin down wif da gizmos and blip blipz... we is well modern dat way... but my favourite interweb book is a called google... it sound well silly... but it is actually very cool... and clevah too... if you open dis book... some actually call it a page... but... watevah... you can ask it any fing you want... like... what is my favourite book... and it actually tells you wat iz your favourite book! try it! it is well wikked! pullup yah!
i iz a total fan of da candy pusher! he izza little plastic fing dat push out a certain candy called PEZ... mmmm.... caaaaaandy... mmm... PEZ!!! i iz also eard about dis guy alled Ali-sumfin... don't remember da werd dat come after Ali... but he is well wikked too!!! i iz thinkin dat he iz actually a God... even tho i iz nevah actually met him.