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Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons

Puke-Free Since '93

About Me



Hey, all. The name's Randy, from NC. I like sports, music, and stuff. I love corny jokes and people, geeks, nerds, dorks, bad puns, etc. I don't really fit in with a specific group. I like long walks in the park, star gazing, and coffee for two. I also enjoy hurting small children. And stepping on cats... Please be my friend?!

I'm pretty much the exact same guy as from high school, just even more socially awkward (I'm thinking that wasn't supposed to happen). I still look exactly the same, so if you saw me on the street, you'd know it's me. I'm on Myspace because I'd like to weed through the millions of freaks and weirdos, to get to the thousands (...hundreds?) of non-douchey people. Which category are you?


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My Interests

I play guitar and I'm enjoying it (finally getting past just power chords). I like hangin' out, movies, theatre, live music, blogging...
Name: Randyyyy
Current Location: Fayetteville
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: ultra-dark brown
Height: 6'5''
Piercings: no
Tatoos: no
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no
Overused Phraze: Awesome!, indeed
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza
Candy: Creme Savers
Number: 21
Color:
Animal: chinchilla
Drink: Sierra Mist
Alcohol Drink: Martini
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass-k me later
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds (My arteries are hardening as I speak)
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Iced tea: Iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: eh... about 11:30 pm
Most Missed Memory: The last time I saw granny alive.
Best phyiscal feature: Right upper canine
First Thought Waking Up: Thank you!
Goal for this year: To be better than I am today
Weakness: Being so sexy
Fears: Dying before I make my mark on the world.
Heritage: Afro-American
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Of course!
Ever Smoked: Of course not!
Pot: I... like pots.
Ever been Drunk: Maybe once (high threshold/tolerance)
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: A handful of times. Get it? A handful! HAHAHAHAHA!
Ever Skinny Dipped: Sadly, no.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: Never
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: red
Short or Long: short
Height: very short or very tall
Style: geek
Looks or Personality: Looks: 31% Personality: 69%
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Yes, but I'd get her to quit.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Really skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I think of a different one every day. Next!
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: I want to be so old, that I die from bone disintegration
Been to the Mall Lately: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunder: yes. Lightning: Not so much
Get along with your Parents: Yes. I thank the G-man for it.
Health Freak: Somewhat
Believe in Yourself: Oh yeah, that I will always fail. JK Of course!
Want to go to College: "I'm already there" by Lonestar
Do you Smoke: the competition
Do you Drink: Yep, but not often.
Been in Love: Many a time
Do you Sing: my heart out
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: "Cheaper by the Dozen" was my idea.
Hate anyone: Nope. I hate everyone.

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I'd like to meet:

the Press, the Parents, the Fockers, the Barkers, the Flinstones, Joe Black, etc. You get the point...
A.I.M. FTSrandy21
M.S.N.: [email protected]
Y.I.M.: rraannddmmaann21

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Music:

I like it all: Punk, just plain rock, classical, rap, r&b, just a li'l country, christian, dance. I always say that I like songs, not genres. My absolute favorite band is The Offpring. But I also like: Blink 182, MxPx, Nirvana, They Might Be Giants, The Killers, Daughtry, Norah Jones, System of a Down, Soul Coughing, Green Day (I was a fan pre "American Idiot), Goo Goo Dolls, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, Bowling for Soup, 3 Foot Wookie, Simple Plan (not as much though), Black Eyed Peas, Faith Evans, Blues Travellers, Faith Hill, Foo Fighters, G.O.B. (good night, Canada!), The White Stripes, Queen, Crucial Conflict, Pastor Troy, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, Hoobastank, Li'l Jon and the Eastside Boyz, Three-6 Mafia, Michael Jackson (freak or not), Sugar Ray, Pearl Jam, Sister Hazel, and the list goes on...Listen for "Hammerhead" on the radio, May 6, 2008!

Movies:

Fave is "Liar Liar". I like "Freeway (early Reese Witherspoon)", "Can't Hardly Wait (early Seth Green)", "Grease", "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers", "What Women Want", "The Fifth Element", "Coming to America", "Gone with the Wind", "Citizen Kane" is pretty cool, "Austin Powers" 1,2,&3, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, etc.

Television:

"The Wonder Years", "Welcome Back, Kotter","Martin", and "Seinfeld" are my favorites. And How could I forget "Arrested Development"? It's the best show on TV today. "How I Met Your Mother", "Starved", "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "The Daily Show" is quite nice, too. I also like "Chappelle's Show", "Everybody Hates Chris", I did love "Listen Up" and "Committed", but they got cancelled. "Home Movies", "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", "South Park", "Mind of Mencia", Super-British show "Keeping Up Appearances", "Are You Being Served", "The Comeback". I used to watch "Desperate Housewives", but it's too insane now. And "Pardon the Interruption" is the best sports show ever.

Books:

Favorite is Arthur Miller's "The Crucible". Jon Stewart's "America:The Book, Fred Gipson's "Old Yeller", Elie Wiesel's "Night", Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle", God's "The Holy Bible". The guy dies in the end...but I have a sneaking feeling that He's gonna come back!

Heroes:

My papa, Reggie Miller (ex-Indiana Pacers guard), Arthur Miller (author of The Crucible), Dexter Holland (Lead Singer of the Offspring), Jim Carrey. Comedians Mitch Hedberg (I just found out today that he died months ago) and Arj Barker. Ironically, not Superman (Ironic in the "Alanis Morrisette" sense, not the actual way!) Mo Collins, others...

My Blog

Randy: Now with a driver's license...

Hmm. Who knew that being able to go where you want, when you want could be so fun?
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

Randy: Now with a job...

Hmm. Who knew that disposable income could be so fun?
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST

Today is Crapper Day!

Today is Crapper Day, a day honoring Thomas Crapper, the man who perfected and popularized the flush toilet system. You may say that Crapper sounds familiar. Hmmm, lets see...Crapper; crappe; crapp; c...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:51:00 PST

This must be what drugs is like...

(As seen on blogster.com) You know, every now and then, lessons are thrown our way that just simply make sense when learn them. My latest lesson: Sleeping pills and Red Bull don't mix. I just started ...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:30:00 PST

I've gotta find a way to get free yogurt...

How could I get a year's supply of yogurt? Do you work for Yoplait? Or Breyers? If you do, then you must tell me how to attain it. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'd do anything. I really looove the st...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:21:00 PST

I love poor people.

just 'cause I am one...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 11:00:00 PST

What a contraception...uh...contradiction

At my uni today, an "AIDS awareness" was held in the student center. Blasting over the radio was a song about "twerkin' dat thang"! I saw the humor in it, but no one seemed to. Whatever...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:38:00 PST

Ahh!... my areolas are itching!

Um, that's all I wanted to say.
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST

Taken for a ride...

A woman once told me that she would give me certain type of car if I emceed at a private party for her. I agreed. Well, after the soiree, she took me outside and in the parking lot, lo and b...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 04:32:00 PST

Mr. Creepy, the guy who's waaay too old to talk about...

Paris and Nicole   I don't know what's wrong with those two. They shouldn't be fighting like this. I mean, they've been best friends since they were 3, for goodness sake (Well, Paris is 7 m...
Posted by Randy: A Fork Amidst Spoons on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:44:00 PST