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Chris

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About Me

Hi guys, my name is Chris. i Work as a dispatcher for a towing company in Phoenix. Its such a blast. I love giving young boys orders to do things for me. Its tottaly cool. Im very romantic and i like to have hotel partys, im there! Also Im a very funny guy, i love to tell jokes even ones that make me giggle before i can finish. Everyday is a new adventure for me, i Love to explore, I should have been a scientist for all the little experiments i do. But someone has to dispatch the tow trucks to come save my friends in Phoenix, Mesa, Chandler, Avendale, Litchfield Park, Scottsdale, Glendale, Peroia, and Anthem. I Need to get some new people in my life. Someone that likes to ride around in one of my two Might Max Trucks (collectors edition). they are really cute and the ladies and guys dig them for there speed and style. I just think of it as a form of transportation, but Everyone Stairs like its a Golden Goose. Oh boy i love being the center of action. I like to act in plays, i have done parts in " A Christmas CaroL" I played Scoorge but i swear im not like him at in real life. I also played in " the vampires of titanic" it was an erotic play where i played " Wayne cumbee" a singer from yugoslavia. basicly The vampires suck your blood but not from your neck, ohh, i need to stop Arts in the same room. sorry guys, that was back in the early 80's. But if you ask, i do tell. I admit it, i masterbate. Come on ever one does it. sometime i have 12 to 15 hour days at work, and with all the testosterone in that many hours, you got to let some of it go. I get so stress i have to do it in the bathroom during calls, I got really good at it, sometimes people can't even tell when im on the phone with them. Other times ill hide it under the desk, and listen to music. Speaking of music i meet alot of friends threw music I used to be in a band called "Discharged-Men". The band didnt work out because we couldnt play anything other than with ourselves. So as i was saying I love to eat pickles and strawberrys they are yummy. Well I have to go work out. Im trying to get in shape for Rage in the cage. Oh i didnt tell you guys, im a fighter, but only on saturday nights, all other days, IM one loving machine. Your friend till the end, Chris -Gouples-

My Interests

i tottaly think that watching The litte rascals is cool! I love to massage people. so if you like being touched in a good way give me a call.Free music video codes by PCPlanets.com

I'd like to meet:

Someone that doesn't mind having a camra in there toilet bowl. You know, On top of that. Im looking for a charming person, someone that is beautiful like me. My mom always told me i would grow up to be pretty and look at me Know Im handsome, and i have a spare couple bucks. SO i would like to take some new friends out to Lunch, my treat. These People have to have A great personality, one that doesn't limit them to anything at all. I love everything and what life has to offer.

Music:

yay music! I love my chemical romance, and 6 inches shy of being hung! they rock my socks off!

Movies:

the little rascals, homeword bound, the brave little toaster, High tension (hehe reminds me of myself sometimes) All quiet on the western front, The erotic witch project, titanic 2000, Transitions, and i also love magivor, hes so handsome and clever. Sometimes i also like to go out and rent some low budget Asain and German videos, You know the ones that give you goose bumps when the horses get excited. ohh Im going out to get one now.

Television:

no time for TV.

Books:

I dont read books much, but i do steal them, oh im so naughty!

Heroes:

security at the bookstore! oh and my 3 best friends D-man, Tim and Art. D-man cuz hes a stud and he takes all the calls Tim cuz he doesn't give up till one of us finishes And art cuz he keeps quite and lets me do all the talking