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About Me

Actor, voice over artist, musician, showbiz kid, by night. Technology industry weasel by day. Former Los Angeleno, Seattle native. Italian descent.
Check out my music profile at
http://myspace.com/chrismessrocks
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My Interests

New York, Los Angeles, Seattle, international travel, literature, rock 'n roll, visual art, skiing, indie film, pop culture, the highbrow, the lowbrow, Polaroid Scene/The Cobrasnake ...

I'd like to meet:

Rock stars, librarians, freaks, geeks, fellow international travelers, pop-culture addicts.

Music:

My current musical thing:

http://myspace.com/chrismessrocks

Chris Mess - "Chinese Rocks" live

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Cheap Trick, Blur, Love and Rockets, Jane's Addiction, David Bowie, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, The Cult, Guns N Roses, LA Guns, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Diamanda Galas, Tom Waits, Frank Sinatra, The Sweet, Queens of the Stone Age, DEBORAH Gibson...

Movies:

Down by Law, Bottle Rocket, Stranger Than Paradise, Lost Highway, Paris Texas, Repo Man, American Psycho, Johnny Suede, Breakin' 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

Books:

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, The Girl With Curious Hair, Oblivion (David Foster Wallace); Post Office, Ham on Rye (Charles Bukowski), Ask The Dust (John Fante); Scar Tissue (Anthony Keidis); The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho); Fuck Yes! (Rev. Wing F. Fing); Cathedral (Raymond Carver); The Power of Now (Eckhart Tolle); Don't Try This At Home (Dave Navarro); London Dream (Martin Amis)

Heroes:

David Lynch, Salvador Dali, Charles Burns, Charles Bukowski, W.S. Burroughs, Dave Navarro , JP Patches , David Foster Wallace.

My Blog

Start your iPods...new recordings, yo.

Amigos y amigas - In between egg nog benders and bouts of extreme seasonal affective disorder, Chris Mess, Inc. (aka "my band") managed to descend into my studio (aka "The Opium Den") and record some ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST

Video Footage from Norway...

Live in Oslo, Norway, June 21, 2007. Check it! ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:15:00 PST

New sexy LIVE ROQUE pix...

Check it, bitches.
Posted by Chris on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST

Tokyo Madness (Updated Oct. 15th! More pix/links...)

Page not loading? Slow connection? Same pix and many more are here. < ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 02:16:00 PST

Reconcile yourself with Chris Mess...

...before he destroys you.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keepin' it gangsta in the '05...

...in which Ben Folds (of uh, Ben Folds 5, or so I have read) covers the intricate gangsta oeuvre of one "Dr. Dre" and his faithful LBC sidekick, "Snoop D-O-Double Gizzle". Absurd to the Nth, and not ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am the new singer of INXS...

...Saturday 2/19/05 I grabbed my guitar and went down to local rock club El Corazon (formerly Graceland) and sang one song in front of the LA Production team for the latest Mark Burnett (The Apprentic...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DFW

On the wall above the [Holiday Inn] room's television was a large framed print of someone's idea of a circus clown's face and head constructed wholly out of vegetables. The eyes were olives and the l...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST