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STAN!!! / John / Jezuz

some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

About Me

I am STAN!!!/John/Jezuz.
I LOVE TO LAUGH.
I am Better than you.

I am selling Nazles. Would you like to buy one?



My Interests

Robots

I'd like to meet:

ROBOTS ----

AIM ... santaisjesus

Music:

Goose Creek Symphony, Mr. Bungle, David Bowie armless baby genuis

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, GODZILLA, Lady and the Tramp

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, The Muppet Show,

Books:

Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

FANCY NANCY!

My Blog

year 3000 that is what i want to see

        i forgot the color        ...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

i love you

i love you
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:21:00 PST

Hey, Zeus get over here the punch is ready!

Straw berry icecream is good....... and pancakes and scrambled eggs(minus the bad cheddercheese) and omletes and green bean casorolles and eggplant paramasiaisiana.....STUCKY GETS INSIDE!!!!!...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:41:00 PST

Diet Diary 1

Dear Dieat Diary,Today I ate two plain bagels.I feel fat.-S!!!JJ
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:57:00 PST

Sad Russian Love Songs

Sad Russian love songs,are worth being heard when the night is gone.Old Country Western Songs,Are worth being heard when the night is long.Why dont we stand in the road?Why dont we stand in the road?I...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:54:00 PST

SET

brooklyn lights only let one star be seen at nightthe cigarette when i left your house was stale.He only lays next to me and family.I have laid next to you so i guess your family?ps. He didn't pee on ...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:22:00 PST

Bad Cars Mom.

So this is what So that is thatSo min is The swiss army carries more than just a knife.The swiss army carries an arsenal.So There is that18 fortyone stamps cost 738Male for tales of tail and juxtaposi...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:55:00 PST

PS. Your tattoo Sucks

It makes me laugh at you.
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST

Robots are mechanically fueled

I write songs of love and not politicsso no one gets confused upon the meaningshuh?HUH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUH?Theres a party in my pants who wants to let it out?theres chicken cutlets in my pants; who...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:36:00 PST

http://www.sperm1.com/sbny/donor.html

two weeks since last breath. BoneDouble-TIME! ...
Posted by STAN!!! / John / Jezuz on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:27:00 PST