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Ms.Affliction

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About Me

you can tell
from the scars on my arms
and the cracks in my hips
and the dents in my car
and the blisters on my lips
that i'm not the carefullest of girls
you can tell
from the glass on the floor
and the strings that are breaking
and i keep on breaking more
and it looks like i am shaking
but it's just the temperature
and then again
if it were any colder i could disengage
if i were any older i could act my age
but i dont think that youd believe me
it's
not
the
way
i'm
meant
to
be
it's just the way the operation made me
and you can tell
from the state of my room
that they let me out too soon
and the pills that i ate
came a couple years too late
and ive got some issues to work through
there i go again
pretending to be you
make-believing
that i have a soul beneath the surface
trying to convince you
it was accidentally on purpose
i am not so serious
this passion is a plagiarism
i might join your century
but only on a rare occasion
i was taken out
before the labor pains set in and now
i am the girl anachronism
and you can tell
by the red in my eyes
and the bruises on my thighs
and the knots in my hair
and the bathtub full of flies
that i'm not right now at all
there i go again
pretending that i'll fall
don't call the doctors
cause they've seen it all before
they'll say just
let
her
crash
and
burn
she'll learn
the attention just encourages her
and you can tell
from the full-body cast
that you're sorry that you asked
though you did everything you could
(like any decent person would)
but i might be catching so don't touch
you'll start believeing you're immune to gravity and stuff
don't get me wet
because the bandages will all come off
and then you can tell
from the smoke at the stake
that the current state is critical
well it is the little things, for instance:
in the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses:
please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...
i dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this
so i might join your century but only as a doubtful guest
i was too precarious removed as a caesarian
behold the worlds worst accident
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM
Problem: The hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway,where you are a cut above every sick sad patient. Where you're on first name basis with all the top physicians. Solution:Prescribed pills to offset the shakes...to offset the pills you know you should take....um...take it a day at a time (fix a vice with a vice).
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Imagination has no age
Laughter is timeless
Dreams are forever
:::All that we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream:::
They help me keep my sanity....
If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane. I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again......
I miss you grandpa
My babies... R.I.P Kittie
The Group
This is Mary, shes 27 and i visit her at the save a pet in port jeff when i miss her :)

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
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Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
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FACTS:I really hate onions....::::
I listen to AlOT of random bands:::
I love cats:::
I love spooning::::
I HATE electronic can openers::::
Im not a fan of ANY special occation or holiday for an odd reason::::
Shell hates math very much in any shape and form and it makes her very upset when she has to do it::::
My lava lamp is my night light:::
Im very unique, spontanious and easy going:::::
I hate tv. Only good for adult swim and my Law and Order:::::
I get very compulsive at times and it scares me:::::
I love guys that smell thick of cologne....if its axe i will jump you::::
I hate perverts and clingy people:::::::
I love foreplay::::::
I make such good eggplant parm and stuffed mushrooms it will make your mother cry:::::::::
Im not depressed, just pissed off, but make it look fun:::::::
I like to wear black alot, not because its goth and emo looking, but because it matches with everything:::::::
I could live on sushi:::::
I love anything celescial:::::
I make noises with my mouth when im bored::::::
I burp when its cold out, even in the frozen food isle of the super market::::
Im constantly playing music in my head, so if you see me dancing randomly and banging my head, be not afraid:::::::
I bite....hard::::::
I love peircings:::::::
Im very flexable:::::::
Stupid people piss me off and I dont care if you dont know any better::::::
I always have too much on my mind and worry too much:::::::
I love driving::::::
I love sports where I get dirty and get my ass kicked, even if I complain:::
I was born on the 4th of July::::
I love my cell phone and text on it religiously:::::::
Im very photogentic::::::
I dye my hair alot::::
Im not mean....im brutally honest::::::
Mean people suck and should die:::::::
Im petrified of heights and get scared on a ladder::::::
I was in basketball for half a year and dance for 2 years and a councelor for 2 more years in a summer camp:::::
Im very different from most girls you will meet:::::
Im extremely open and honest , especally after you know me for a while::::
I do read JTHM and I read it before I go to bed:::::
I refuse to wear anything that has flowers on it....never have never will:::::
I make posters from magizine cut outs::::::
I love Beauty and the Beast, Alladdin, The Lion King and Peter Pan::::::
I tend to eat ice cream and slurpies more during the winter::::::::
I have 2 nick names alot of ppl call me, Shell and Mitchell...long story::::
I fuckin hate Steven Segal, him with his gay ass ponytail and "i can kill you with my pinky" attitude:::::
I have a slight fetish for hair pulling....no wonder I let my hair grow out..::::::
Shell HATES when guys wear sandals with long jeans, especally if you where socks with the sandals....sandals are for the beach or really hot days...:::
No matter how much of a bad day I am having, if you fart I will crack up histericle...Mich loves bathroom humor and farts...I find it histericle....except if you do it constantly...then its just RUDE.....::::
I have a small obcession with Tom Cruise...::::
Im almost always cold...i have no body heat, im usually cold to the touch...:::
I have really boney hips...:::
My diet is almost vegitarian..::::
I give AWESOME massages...::::
I find it very hard to sleep by myself but when im with someone I sleep like a baby...::::
I naturally have very very soft skin and a warm back...:::
I get easily paranoid..:::
I love colorful things...:::
Im very cuddly :)....::::
I love taking care of my freinds and buying random gifts for them....::::
My personality most resembles a kitten on crack, unless you hurt someone i care about...the i turn into a pitbull....::::
It takes alot to gross me out or freak me out....::::
I hate people that judge too quickly, especally before they even meet the person....::::
If chocolate soy milk were beer I would have a serious alcohol problem..im known to drinking a gallon of the stuff in under a week:::::
Im an extremly nice person when you get to know me and I get along with almost everyone.
I love getting my back scratched:::
I usually almost always hate repeating myself::
I dont mind it when you talk alot because im a good listener...but its when you talk all the time without a break over stupid shit and you repeat yourself is when it really gets to me...like when you tell the same joke more than once a week:::
I hate hypocrates.....they make 25 to life seem like not such a big deal.
If you yell at me...for any reason at all..other than were in a loud area...i will beat the shit out of you. NO ONE has the right to yell at me::
I HATE being alone.........
Im a really bad hypocondraic with an anxiety disorder andi have a pacreatic problem.
I dont have much but I make the best of whatever little I have.....isnt easy sometimes...
I donate to alot of organizations such as:
Livestrong
Save a Pet, as well as volunteer
ASPCA
Music=Life
HIV/AIDS
Breast Cancer
ONE
March Of Dimes
Autisim.....
I currently promote the band The City Drive and am on their Street Team
I move around....alot...
I was born and raised in Bayside, Queens , lived there for 6 years. Moved to North Babylon, lived in one house for 2 years then moved to an apartment still in North Babylon and lived there for 8 years. Then, i moved to a house in Medford and lived there for 4 years then i moved to Lake Grove and lived there for a brief but memerable year and a half then i moved to Kings Park and i REALLY like it here.....:::
I dunno why i move so much, sicuation calls for it i guess...
Since i moved around alot i have friends almost all over long island and a couple in the city.I know almost everyone it seems..:::
I learned to really hate aim....
Don't tell me I wont do anything.Because chances are I will do it just because you said I wouldn't.
Im obsessed with cats...::::
i love blasting one type of music on my headphones and then watching a totally different type on the tv on mute and laughing at the difference. i dont know why it just cracks me up.

My Interests

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LIKE= Yo momma +good music+my freinds+my cats+peircings!+tattoos+dying my hair+trader joe's+a good movie+warm+Tom Cruise+cozy,soft beds+sunchips+sushi+tomatoes+Italian food+pretty colors+cuddling+loud music+candles+hot baths+green tea+jewlery+books+art+a sense of humor+the smell after a rainfall+the feeling of a freshly vacumed carpet inbetween my toes :)+cuddles and kisses+ really good music with awesome lyrics i can relate to+ i LOOOOOOVE the smell of cold air...
DISLIKE= LIARS+mean ppl+sickness+death+pain-being alone+anxiety+paranoia+stress+preps+anime+sweating inbetween the boobs+yelling and arguing+seeing loved ones upset+electornic can openers+wasting money or having no money+no cell phone+stupid and annoying ppl+winter+tv+onions+clowns+ emo's+ppl who judge+ the fucking music band the pussy cat dolls...i fuckin HATE those sluts....

IVE LIVED EVERYWHERE SO DON'T ASK WHERE IM FROM
I'VE WORKED EVERYWHERE SO DON'T ASK WHAT I DO
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God dammit...i love the british

I have come to the conclusion that I am a complete and utter compulsive.....its not fun
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Nobody's perfect and I stand accused.

Music:

What happens when you give Jess a guitar?
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The bass
The rock
The mic
The treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

Anything from Manson to Mozart. Very little rap. Hate pop and dispise country. Anything with a good beat really. Ive really gotten into alot of electronica/techno lately. I love variety, I love alot of music.Like a little industrial. Some bands I listen to on a daily basis are:
Incubus
SOAD
NIN
Elvis
Blink 182
Andrew W.K
Muse
Korn
Garbage
Madonna
Rob Zombie
Beastie Boys
Dog Fashion Disco
Rammstein
Cascada
Metallica
Nirvana
Green Day
Billy Joel
Smashing Pumpkins
R.A.T.M
Offspring
Manson
Used
MCR
Silverchair
Tool
Audioslave
GNR
DMX
Mozart
Joshua Bell
Killswitch Engage
Frank Sinatra
Hoobastank
Thursday
Linkin Park
Finch
Rise Against
Type-0-Negitive
Bloodhound Gang
Papa Roach
MSI
R.H.C.P
Twisted Sister
Dresden Dolls
Kiss
Van Halen
Tom Jones
Queen
Richard Cheese
Counting Crows
INXS
Johnny Cash
Madonna
Bush
Beck
Eminem
Oasis
Coldplay
Snow Patrol
Trapt
Seether
Stephen Lynch
Robin Williams
George Carlin
Black Eyed Peas
Outkast
Ludacris
Dr.Dre
Snoop Dogg
3 Doors Down
Missy Elliot
Matchbox 20
Avenged Sevenfold
30 Seconds To Mars
Panic! At The Disco
A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Bloodhound Gang
Brand New
Breaking Benjamin
Coheed and Cambria
Default
Disturbed
DJ Sammy
The Doors
Fall Out Boy
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Godsmack
The Goo Goo Dolls
Green Day
HIM
Janes Addiction
Jimmy Eat World
Less Than Jake
Lifehouse
Limp Bizkit
Def Lepard
Lost Prophets
Maroon 5
Mindless Self Indulgence
TISM
Daft Punk
Chemical Bros.
Muse
New Found Glory
No Doubt
P.O.D
Queens Of The Stone Age
Rise Against
Slipknot
Mudvayne
Evanescence
Smile Empty Soul
Sublime
Sugar Ray
Sugarcult
Sum 41
Taproot
Three Days Grace
All American Rejects
Transplants
Thrice
Unwritten Law
Weezer
The Killers
Reel Big Fish
Less than Jake
Paul Oakenfold
Flyleaf
Goldfrapp

Movies:

Any Tom Cruise movie....Action, Horror, Comedy,suspense....Anything except Romance.I hate anime...

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Television:


Don't watch tv really anymore. But when I do I love Adult Swim, Family Guy, Distraction, Law and Order....

Books:

King, Rice, Cormier, Dr. Suess, Poe, Jules Verne

Heroes:


MY GRANDPA

I like you just the way you are....but everyone else hates you :)
Slap a bitch and smack a hoe ;)
I fell in to that buring ring of fire, and it buurns burns buuurns...that ring of FIREEEEE FIRE!!! heh heh
DONT HASSEL THE HOFF BABY!!
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER CATS!!!!

"A man that never spends time with his family was never a real man to begin with."

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