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About Me

Real Name: Joe LeibowitzAliases: FatHammer, Seras Falkrowe, Thion Vandreen, Javier SanchezBirthday/Birthplace: April 3rd, 1987/Queens, New YorkPersonal Quote: "Self control is for people with better things to do"Hobbies: Computers, Video Games, Airsoft, Film MakingFavorite Food: Pizza (of course)Favorite Animal: Cat (especially my Cat, he kicks serious ass)Things I Like (in no paticular order): Computers, Electronics, Guns, Movies, Coca Cola, Cats, Swords, Caffeine, Video Games, Airsoft Guns, Film Making, Good Music, Pizza, Sleep, the colors Black and Red, Taco Bell, My friends, and Duct Tape!Things I Hate: Stupidity, Intolerance, Racism, Pacifism, Morals that get in the way, Closed Mindedness, Religion, Conventional Education, Crappy Music, Annoying People, and plenty of other thingsWhy did you join MySpace?: I don't even know anymore

My Interests

Computers, Video Games, Airsoft, Film Making

I'd like to meet:

Note: Please do not Add me without sending me a message first, it's annoying when random people add me and never talk to meA girl who's not an idiot, not uptight, has somewhat similar interests as me, and being cute doesn't hurt either ;)IM me at JoeLeibowitz on AIM if you want to talk to me

Music:

(In no particular order, except for the first one) Blur, Abandoned Pools, Gregory and the Hawk, Incubus, Weezer, Oasis, Electric Six, Gorillaz, Graham Coxon, The Good The Bad and The Queen, The Darkness, The Pillows, Modest Mouse, Saves The Day, Billy Talent, Thursday, The Bloodhound Gang, Dashboard Confessional, Gin Blossoms, Motion City Soundtrack, Beck, Queens of The Stone Age, REM, and I'm sure I forgot to list a few

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Equilibrium, Shaun of the Dead, The Rules of Attraction, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Zoolander, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, GATTACA, The Abyss, Minority Report, The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan, The Sixth Sense, Oceans 11, Donnie Darko, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, and a load of others I'll list sometime when I'm not lazy (pretty much never)

Television:

Gungrave, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Trigun, Full Metal Panic, Black Lagoon, Love Hina, Outlaw Star, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Scrubs, Coupling, The Mighty Boosh

Heroes:

Solid Snake, Brandon Heat, Vash the Stampede, Alucard, Gitaroo Man, Mojo King Bee, Dan Walsh, Jack the Lad, Kris Suri-Finn, Brad Croucher, Mike Ell(sometimes) Alex Gromatsky, Tom Fielder, Bill Hicks, Hideo Kojima, Rivers Cuomo, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Richard Coyle

My Blog

Tagged lololololol

Here are the rules. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits or embarrassing things about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post thes...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:45:00 PST

An "Application" for you lady-folks

Some crappy girlfriend/whatever makes you feel special at night application: Formalities 1) What is your name?2) How old are you?3) Where is 3? It's right here. Where do you live?4) What a...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:19:00 PST

A Survey of my own creation!

I'm bored, so I'm going to create my own survey in true Michelle-style. Weapons 1) Guns or Swords?2) .45 or 9mm?3) Katana or Broadsword?4) What is your favorite weapon, and why? Video Games 1) Do you ...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:19:00 PST

An Epic of Dick Proportions

This is a segment of a conversation I had with my friend Brad about my love life. JoeLeibowitz (12:17:52 AM): the old Joe would just be like "YO SON! MACK THAT SHIT!" JoeLeibowitz (12:18:00 AM): cause...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

A survey for you guys to do

01] Who are you, what's our relationship: 02] How and where did we meet: 03] What's my middle name: 04] How long have you known me: 05] Tell me one good thing about myself: 06] When you first saw me w...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

A survey, stolen from Vicky

001. Name: Joe002. Your Nick Names: FatHammer, Javier, Thion, Jezzebiggles (don't ask) 003. Single or taken: Single...VERY single004. Place of Birth: Queens005. Zodiac Sign: Aries006. M...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:05:00 PST

Joe's Overly-Dramatic Day

Ok, so it all started last night. I IMed my ex-girlfriend, because we'd been talking to past few days. Things quickly degenerated though. Here's the convo: http://www.42ndfireants.com/42nd/FatHammer/2...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:38:00 PST

Do this if you like/love me

1. Have we kissed?:2. Do you want to?:3. What would you like our relationship to be?:4. Have we dated?:5. Did you like it?:6. Do you want to date?:7. Are we close friends?:8. Would you be here if I ne...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 02:17:00 PST

Yet another survey...thing

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid Bulletins

JoeLeibowitz (11:07:00 PM): I'm disappointed JoeLeibowitz (11:07:15 PM): I always see those bulletins on MySpace rOarr xx (11:07:21 PM): ... rOarr xx (11:07:26 PM): what bulletins JoeLeibo...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST