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Rory Roberts

Spinning the weaves of words for you.

About Me

My hole was opened November fifth, 1987 in Toledo, Ohio. At that time it was my greatest yearning to find a place that was warm, dark, and mostly womb-like. Instead I was left in a bright room with many other people who had the same desire as myself but different means to convey it. Although I have grown and travelled many miles, we are all still searching hopelessly for such a place. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Storytelling and speaking strongly with new people are my favored interests

Music:

The Beatles (Of which my favorite is George.), Bob Dylan, The Clash, David Bowie, Dizzy Gilespie, Simon and Garfunkle, Jim Croce, Lou Reed, Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Muddy Waters, Charlie Parker, and many more.

Movies:

In no particular order: African Queen, Meet Joe Black, 12 Monkeys, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Night of the Living Dead, Princess Bride, The Day the Earth Stood Still, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, American Slendor. More to come...

Television:

There are no shows I follow these days, though I do manage to catch a few that I used to. The ones I happened to like: Pete and Pete, Ah Real Monsters, The Twilight Zone, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, The Daily Show, Ripley's Believe it or Not, Invader Zim, The Colbert Report, and others.

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, American Gods, Deadeye Dick, Slaughterhouse-Five, Go Rin No Sho, The Prince, Night Watch, The Watchmen, The Sandman, Preacher, Hellblazer, Smoke and Mirrors, Y: The Last Man, V for Vendetta, The Losers, Crime and Punishment, The Idiot, The Metaphysics of Morals, History of the Necronomicon, Kingdom Come, and the Holy Bible

My Blog

Skeletons in the Cabinet

"The ending credits roll and the grayscale heart that audiences once adored shines brightly for a moment before the light flickers off. Four hours left, Paul had counted from the old VCR that sat unus...
Posted by Rory Roberts on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:23:00 PST

The Morning

Not a story for the faint of heart. "The rain broke out earlier that morning and Kelley Edwards awoke to the pitter patter of angel feet on her roof. Kelley was six years old than, she always played ...
Posted by Rory Roberts on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:46:00 PST

Soiled Snow

"As "Jingle Bells" rang out from around the corner and I found myself substituting the words with childish rhymes about an iconic superhero and his misadventures with his daffy rival. It wasn't as tho...
Posted by Rory Roberts on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:54:00 PST

The Magicians Decree

"The cards are marked, the stage is rigged, and the rabbit is held in a black velvet bag. Illusions that will enchant your dreams and conjure your deepest desires. Tonight youre mine, tomorrow youll...
Posted by Rory Roberts on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:55:00 PST

Greetings and Salutations

I think I should allude that this is my first post on this blog. My name is Rory, or Robert Randolph Roberts the Third by birth. I am, by chosen proffesion, a storyteller and writer. Beginning this jo...
Posted by Rory Roberts on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:08:00 PST