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Gumby

Hail to the King, Baby!

About Me



I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Lets see...what can I type to make myself sound like a good humored person who is very nice and polite. I cannot type a lie.....My nickname is Gumby (you can all thank Richie [the head elf or the elf who gives head I forget] for that)my real name is Andrew....thats not exciting, i dont really like it, i know too many people who suck and hold that name proudly. i can sing, except i had a genetic deformation when i was born that wont allow me to sing anymore. i can dance, except i was born with no balance, but i never fall down...especially when drunk on tequila or any alcohol....unlike richie.....he was drunk when he gave me the nickname that will never go away. I make friends very easily. My humor and and charm help me do that. I'm also a billionare through my invention of edible shirt buttons, now safer for the whole family

My Interests

I want to learn to bartend, I want to go to Disneyworld some day, I want to go on a trip to other countires, I want to heroically stop some bank robbers from robbing a bank by fighting the bad guys in the same fashion the power rangers would( that means taking 30 minutes just to morph and then when i do fight i must constantly say"SEE SEEYA!" after every punch or kick, I want to become ::under construction::, and I want to make a movie of some sort involving a guy and a girl and another bad guy and a pony (I dont think its gonna be a porno but ey! who can tell yet?) I enjoy many of the basic human desires and passions our insticts tempt our nature to do. You know what they are!(beasts!...wouldn't know gluttony if it came and bit you in the face) I listen to..oh wait thats another section...I'm always looking for more interests. If you have something interesting...then why are you reading my profile? You have something interesting to do, stop being bored or lazy and do it. Whats wrong with you? ....amendment1:Treasure hunting...amendment 2:ghost hunting...amendment 3:sex...amendment 4:can't get enough sex...amendment 5:partytest

I'd like to meet:

YOU!.....(wearing nice skimpy clothing and no underwear and lots of pretty nice makeup, but not too much where your a clown, nice high heels and lots of pink, your hair nicely made in a cool fun fashion and your lips chilled by an ice cube as you talk nice and dirty and close up to my face right before you electrify me with a nice cool kiss!)-------and your friends(wearing something very similar to your clothing only a different color-oh...lets just say.....blue)!

Music:

Doors, Led Zepplin, Guns n Roses, classic rock, I like techno(yeh I know, how wierd) but the only time i really listen to it and appreciate it is at raves or in the car (both cases I'm rolling on X), crap i have no clue what I wanted to say anymore, I listen to KROQ my friends cds and kiddie sing along road trip (don't judge), I'm not too big on rap or R and B (I'm not so smoovth,soft,or siouky), I listen to some jazz (but thats mostly the cowboy bebop soundtrack), really if I like it and nobody makes fun of me for it, then I listen to it. Velvet Revolver, Coldplay(I know, I'm gay-40 year old virgin lovers, you guys are the gays), Bravery, Killers, Doors (i listen to them twice as much-SHUTUP), Gorillaz, Queen, Who, Pink Floyd,

Movies:

Garden State..

Television:

Cowboy Bebop, Late Night With Conan O'Brian, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Trigun, South Park, Lost, Arrested Development, uhhhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmmm errrrrrrr

Books:

I have only started reading for pleasure recently: Fight Club, the princess bride, marathon man, dogma, catch me if you can, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, no more romance novels, coca cola classic nutrition facts, 1984, outsiders, mostly i like to read books after i see the movie (I hate the expression "the book is better than the movie", why the fuck would anyone admit to ruining a movie for THEMSELVES ). ..Phantom of the opera, the ultimate hitchhickers guide to the galaxy, whats next...

Heroes:

Jim Morrison, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford, Terminator, Christopher Walken, The Rock, Spike Speigel, Johnny Depp, Otto, Tom Hanks, Jessica Rabbit, too late at night...to be continue...oh yeh, Chistopher Lloyde, Conan O'Brian, Inigo Montoya(Hello, I am Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die), Jim Carry....

My Blog

phsychic powers

thats right phsychic....i didnt misspell...pronounced fsychic....I can read minds if the minds are under chronic persuasion. all I would need to do is put my fingertips on there head and vibrate them ...
Posted by Gumby on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST

fucked up story of poe

there was a land in europe where terchnology was behind by a thousand years. no internet or cell phones, no cars other than a shared  pick up truck shared by the village ruled by one king. the ki...
Posted by Gumby on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

its coming back....

The feeling is wonderful...the sensation of bliss creeps and then washes over you with a euphoric wish. bittersweet taste is beautiful and the world around you changes mood to make everything seem rea...
Posted by Gumby on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

next project

i have decided that i wanted to do a series of creative whatevers and i think that my theme is going to be "predatory"...I saw that word somewhere and thought it was awsome....come on, you try it it s...
Posted by Gumby on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST

grumble cakes

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be...
Posted by Gumby on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:15:00 PST

cowabunga dude!

Take the quiz: Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?MichelangeloAwe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! H...
Posted by Gumby on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:04:00 PST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crash won. The REAL Awards show....
Posted by Gumby on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:20:00 PST

jackass is my new name

I wanna create a potion that will bring out some of your more extreme emotions to life so that whenever I am super angry, I can take a sip and become a mellow happy. I can hear them in my kitchen scre...
Posted by Gumby on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST

Ghost

My disappearing act isn't working as well as I thought it would. My reflection time is still too short for me to find any more truth. I still see my friends on an almost regular basis and my school is...
Posted by Gumby on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:16:00 PST

i dunno, a friend got me to do this thing

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.You'...
Posted by Gumby on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:59:00 PST