Playing my Atari game. Hanging out at the mall. Trying to pick up on beddies. Acting like Mr. T.
If you are brave enough to slip into those spandex that are a few sizes too small – you know the ones that you never threw away, please show up to our show with them on. If you still have a t-shirt that says: gag me with a spoon we will buy you a drink. If you are opened-minded and know how to have a good time without embarrassing yourself please join the fun. PLEASE NO MEAN PEOPLE (NO BIFFS)! If you knew what Willis was “talking about†or the profound meaning of “wax on, wax offâ€, this is the party for you. If you can name half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack" you are actually scaring us. We want to meet Molly Ringwald. If you are still saying “sike†and “notâ€, chances are you are probably not scoring many beddies. You got to work on that. We dare you to show up with big hair that is crimped, combed over to the side with a big hoop. Please put your Atari video game and cassette tapes in your Gremlins or E.T. lunchbox and get off the couch. Pull out those biker shorts/tights that you wore underneath a short skirt or your multi-colored slouch socks. Add some suspenders to make your outfit complete. Look in the mirror. You look a like freak. We like that. See ya.
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Billy Idol, Inxs, The Cure, Modern English, The Cult, New Order, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, Dead or Alive, Prince, The Human League, Loverboy, The Flock of Seagulls, Blondie, Soft Cell, Psychedelic Furs, Devo, Echo and the Bunnymen, Oingo Boingo, Adam Ant, Simple Minds, The Clash, Poison, The Police, The Missing Persons, The GoGos, Berlin, The Smiths, The Romantics, AHA, David Bowie, The Bangles, The Vapors, Tears For Fears, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, U2, The Fixx, OMD, Wang Chung, Talk Talk, Big Country, Quiet Riot, Cindy Lauper, Thomas Dolby, The Voilent Femmes, The Cars, The B52s, Men At Work, Kim Wilde, Men Without Hats, Naked Eyes, Tony Basil, Motley Crue, Wham, Erasure, Madonna, Terence Trent Darby, Rick Springfield, Dexy’s Midnight Runners, Madness, The Stray Cats, Ratt, ABC, Morrissey, Tone Loc, Oingo Boingo, Howard Jones, The KnackThe Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, Stand By Me, St. Elmo’s Fire, The Karate Kid, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Terminator, Lethal Weapon, The Outsiders, Predator, Trading Places, 48 Hours, Steel Magnolias, Stripes, Dirty Dancing, Private Benjamin, Caddy Shack, Lean on Me, The Lost Boys, Ghostbusters, E.T., Raging Bull, Die Hard, Aliens, Scar Face, The Untouchables,Top Gun, Risky Business, Apocalypse Now, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Weird Science, Repo Man, Pretty in Pink, The Toxic Avenger, Ernest Goes To Camp, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Airplane, Valley Girl, Creep Show, Desperately Seeking Susan, Young Guns, Porky’s, Blade Runner, Revenge of the Nerds
Growing Pains, Family Ties, The A Team, The Facts of Life, Welcome Back Carter, The Jeffersons, What's Happening, Different Strokes, Threes Company, Starsky and Hutch, Captain Kangaroo, Benny Hill Show, Goodies, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sanford and Son, Chico and the Man, The Love Boat, Mash, the Brady Bunch, the Smurfs, Full House, The Cosby Show, Miami Vice, Married With Children, The Simpsons, Charles in Charge, Dynasty, Silver Spoons
Idiots guide to discreet masturbation, Idiots guide for my V.W. Bug
Gary Coleman, David Hasselhoff, Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Christy Brinkley, Mike Tyson, Rambo, Richard Blade, Mr. Miyagi, Hulk Hogan, Al Bundy, Marty Mcfly, Poor Man, Rodney Bingenheimer, O.J. Simpson before he became psychotic, Richard Blade, Jed the Fish