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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like big butts and I cannot lie. I once thought I found love but it turned out just to be jock itch. I believe that if I ignore all my problems they'll just go away. I also believe that my pent up anger is misunderstood. I am NOT politically correct. I tell it like it is and pull no punches. I do whatever the voices inside my head tell me to do. My therapist says girls are icky because they leave snail trails.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Women who haven't contracted an STD. Anyone with Tourrete’s Syndrome or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Fetish Freaks and Goths. People with A.D.D. Window Lickers. Adrenaline Junkies. Those who are Bi-Polar or have Low Grade Narcolepsy. Attention whores. MILFs. Girls who like kissing other girls. Guys who like girls who like kissing other girls; Just don’t be drama, boring, offended by everything, have any hang ups or take yourself too seriously, otherwise, please curl up in a ball and die.
All self-righteous bible thumpers, liberal extremists and conspiracy theorists are all encouraged to add me. *Please note the sarcasm. I am looking for positive, upbeat people who have something to say and who want to share a little slice of life in the process.
***PLEASE NOTE: Do Not add me if you are here just to pad your Friend's List. Seek your validation elsewhere. In addition, I will report your profile as Spam if you are marketing your lame shit or if you want me to view your Webcam.***

My Blog

Self-indulgent Softball blog.

Tonight was the beginning of Summer league for my softball team, The Old and the Angry (O&A). We have just come off a disappointing Spring season at 2-8. I had my worse season ever batting a pathetic ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:12:00 GMT

10 years (For my Father)

Dear Dad, I struggle to find the words that describe how I am feeling today. It had been 10 long years since you have been gone. I can still remember seeing you for the last time as I drove off, wavin...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 18:41:00 GMT

Oral, Deep Penetration and Bodily Secretions.

Earlier today the dentist numbed my gums just so they could put their big tool in my mouth and work it deep inside. I thought I was going to gag on it a few times but I managed to take it over and ove...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:33:00 GMT

A difference of opinion and hypocritical ideology.

Ok, does anyone else find what happened at the Miss America Pageant the other night laughable and amusing? Apparently having a different opposing opinion on gay marriage is a crime now. Its a sad day...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:23:00 GMT

My ass!

I just had my physical today and they also did a prostate exam on me for the first time. All I got to say is I could never be gay. That was most unpleasant. How anyone takes it up the ass and likes it...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:26:00 GMT

Shameless self-birthday plug.

Being an April Fool's baby, it's sometimes hard to convince people that my birthday falls on that day without having them think it's a joke. Once they finally stop laughing, it becomes apparent that i...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:04:00 GMT

Vlog: My 2009 So Far.

Hey all! Just wanted to give you an update as to my 2009 so far regarding my 3 biggest goals. Vlog: My 2009 so far.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:48:00 GMT

Prelude 2009

As I look back to what has been, I look ahead to what will be. I leave behind the ghost of 2008 and a trail of memories not to be forgotten. For those I have gotten to know this past year, I thank you...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:07:00 GMT

2008 in retrospect.

Have we really come to the last few days of 2008 already? I could have sworn I was just making my goals and plans for this year. Well, I can't say it's been a particulary good year nor can I...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Video: Adult Christmas Movie Titles?

My take on adult christmas movie titles if such a thing existed. Some adult language so be warned. This is meant as satire so those with a sense of humor will appreciate it..hopefully! Check out this ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:17:00 GMT