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Sal

yes, that 2 inches makes ALL the difference...

About Me

I love doing lots of stuff, seem to spend most of my time at the Swansea Little Theatre either acting or Producing. Love my rugby too and season ticket holder for the OSPREYS Myspace Extended Network Banners Myspace Codes Myspace Contact Tables Myspace Codes Free Myspace Cursors

My Interests

I love going out and having a mad night with my mates! we go to the pub, watch live bands, smoke alot and get very drunk and have a boogie and tend to eat cheese and chips as the munchie attacks set in about 1am.....SING SING SING and write and then not finish the song properly doh!I love singing and acting i'm member of local theatre which is a laugh, i had 6 lines in the last play!!!! hollywood look out eh!I would love Justin Hawkins to turn up in my bedroom in a skin tight catsuit and his guitar and bounce around for 15 minutes then seduce me! THAT WOULD BE HOT! (well if he was still skinny, but he's too fat for that now) Rio Ferdinand - now there's a reason to watch football, phew...grab the tenna lady RIO's in da house!!!I really do like the boys and i'm having regular fun but they always blow me out in the end....:( but then again i do talk way too much

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, especially sex starved blokes who wanna have fun! lol

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Music:

ROCK TIL my knickers fall off! I like alot of other music too but the ROCK is my favourite.......I like people you can sing too, i love singing its great :) Ozzy, Sabbath, Juliette & The Licks,Guns n' Roses,Metallica (but they've lost it with the last few albums), Faith NO More, Manics, QOTSA, Mr Bungle, foo fighters, soundgarden........B52's, talking heads, madonna, jackson 5, tori amos, frank sinatra and doris day........and loads, loads more...........

Movies:

i like silly films like bill and ted (wanna twinkie genghes khan?)and wierd science (you cant come in here and start hitting people with your rex harrison hat!), they the best..... Pulp Fiction has gotta be my fave film tho,(its the one that says bad muthafucker) its just excellent.....loads and lots of films i like cant remember them all....the lost boys(if you're looking for the diet frozen yoghurt bar it went out of business last summer) dogma (alan rickman is fab i love al), withnail and i (course he's the fuckin farmer!), ghostbusters (they hate this..i like to torture them...it's aright boys, it's dr venkman!), arthur (you must've hated this moose)star wars (these are not the droids you're looking for)oh tons more i cant be arsed to write about!

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Television:

telly bugs me most of the time, much rather be out like, but if i am stuck in i do like to watch easy stuff and i dont care if i miss it either! I will admit i still watch home and away when i get in from work! and emmerdale rocks! Corrie is aright too. Other than that the rest of the stuff is mostly discovery channels, love the documentaries about history of nearly all kinds, religious stuff, crime stuff and anything to do with planets, stars and space. And i like murder mysteries, columbo..just one more thing...classBut the best stuff on telly is the comedy - red dwarf, south park, sex and the city, simpsons, friends, league of gentlemen, scrubs, spaced etc Dragonball Z is awesome, especially the cell saga....and buffy, i LOVE Buffy!RED DWARF VI - LEGION (some of the funniest lines in this excerpt, including the bit about the red alert bulb...)SCRUBS - DR KELSOGN'R - NIGHTRAIN (live at the RITZ)it's like being 15 again!

Books:

i'm almost annoyed......... Terry Pratchett discworld is brilliant!! And I love Harry Potter these are the only fictional stuff i tend to readi'll read lots of other stuff but mostly books on astrology, magic, tarot and dreams.......................oooh all very cosmicSUPERNATURAL (a day in the life of filming the show...jenson the most handsome guy to walk the earth...)MR ROSSI - viva la felicita
Free Myspace Drawing Pad at WishAFriend.com ..THE B'52'S - CHANNEL ZIT'S SO EASY (live at the ritz, awesome)BLACK SABBATH - SABBATH BLOODY SABBATHPOKEMON PARODY (if you watched the cartoon this is funny as ten!)DRAGONBALL Z = VEGETA V'S CELL

Heroes:

Axl Rose - I've been waiting for him to come to wales and knock on my door since i was 15.....i'm sure he'll show up....he's bound to........(but not with his face lift, damn, if only he could turn up lookin like he did at 26)SPIDERMAN(he truely is AMAZING....)Buffy (go on woman kick some ass!)madonna, sir patrick moore, faith, Juliette Lewis and all women who kick ass and rock! see video below for how much juliette rocks!JULIETTE & THE LICKS - YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGETHE DARKNESS - GROWING ON ME (the best bit is the end when he's standing over the camera playing the guitar...mmmm get's me every time!)WIERD AL - SMELLS LIKE NIRVANASPIDERMAN - with carnage and venom (this ROCKS!)

My Blog

mad american attorneys

..> These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters whom had the...
Posted by Sal on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST

PMT

..> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "OESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your j...
Posted by Sal on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

women crazy? never....

..> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a ...
Posted by Sal on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

hhhmmmmm...............

..> 1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad n...
Posted by Sal on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

youtube rocks

..> ..> ..> ..> yay! I've got some class stuff that i've nicked off youtube for me page, well pleased, lots of nostalgia and blokes i've horned over through the years! now its time for a...
Posted by Sal on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:44:00 PST

trying to sort me page out

rip it up and start again!!!!!
Posted by Sal on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Review from evening post

REVIEW>>2007 Glamorgan Drama League One Act Play Festival: Final Night>>Dylan Thomas Theatre, Swansea>>Saturday, April 21>>Glamorgan Drama League's annual One Act Play Festival was held>last week over...
Posted by Sal on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

Friday afternoon off, hehhehhehee

I got a half day off work and have been gardening in the sunshine, yay! Now back out the back for a shandy in the sun ...
Posted by Sal on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

honest guv....

Four men are sitting in a pub. One asks the others if they know what is the fastest thing in the world. The first replies: "It is blinking. Have you ever seen yourself blink? No. That's because i...
Posted by Sal on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

the best laid plans........

damn....I dont think my plan is working very well..........needs some fine tuning........
Posted by Sal on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST