Now this is a story all about how my life has ended up where it is now. It's taken me a while, so just sit right there (it's got nothing to do with a town called Belair...)
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In north west lancashire born and raised, bonny Blackburn was where I spent the first of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin’ playing zool, back when shellsuits, pogs and doc martens we’re too cool. Then my dad announced "we're movin' somewhere real good" - he'd started makin' cash in a new neighbourhood. And I remember the night I asked my mum "where?", she said "We're movin' down to Southport, someplace...over there."
That was 1993, fast forward a few years. I've got a licence to drive, but no car and no deer. Play piano, love funk, art and afro hair. Punctuality? Forget it - I'm late everywhere...
I, thank, God every day; in his hands rest my fate. Tomorrow might never come but that's up to my creator. Had my ups and my downs, but I'm presently square; a dental student, at Uni of Manchest-air!
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