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epistolarious

The joke is, we all have the same punch line

About Me

please don't send me a friend request unless you're actually interested in communicating with me. pornbots, bands and others are free to kindly fuck off

i'm colorblind and constantly learning my clothes are not the color i imagined them to be. i can't stand any kind of organized religion outside of a purely anthropological standpoint. i'm a fan of donuts and fat asses, the daily comics and foreign places.oh yeah, and i think astrology is totally stupid.

My Interests

i like waking up and leaving right away. i can't get over the days when sand bled through my toes. i dream of security and cast it aside when i wake. i still love texas and all the stupid shit that goes with it. my dichotomies grow farther apart and now have to shout to be heard by one another. i think windy summer nights in strange places are better than four seasons.

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet marriedtothesea.com. and have their babies.
marriedtothesea.com

Music:

not much new stuff lately, but i'm open to suggestions

Movies:

good films, bad films, crap from the eighties, indie bullshit and trashy mainstream, movies about terrible people.at the top of the list would be true stories, miller's crossing, buckaroo bonzai, rocky III and IV, the peanut butter solution, down by law, the man who would be king

Television:

funny stuff. and cartoons for grownups. i heart deathklok

Books:

hard sci-fi with embarrassing cover art, manic and painful short stories, existential bullshit, authors with a deathgrip on the english language

Heroes:

people with no heroes

My Blog

better than most, worse than some

i’ve been living on the other side of the morning curtains as they fill up with light. the days have been sluggish and successful, like a bulldozer crawling through a bog. i can’t explain ...
Posted by epistolarious on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:40:00 PST

stepped out for a bit- be back soon

i've been underground, fishing for fissures, bludgeoning my own attempts at external communication. on top of which, my phone turns itself off when i'm not standing guard; i've missed a lot of calls. ...
Posted by epistolarious on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:37:00 PST

the perils of friendship with felines

he must have lost at least two or three pounds. the fact that i hadn't seen him in over a week had turned into a nervous, perpetual hum in the corners of my brain. i told myself maybe i wasn't respons...
Posted by epistolarious on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:31:00 PST

ohmygod, what happens if they beat arizona state?

college football is so dumb. so is pro football, college basketball, pro hockey,high school football, jai alai, tiddlywinks, foursquare, pro basketball, rugby, soccer and  pocket pool.i think all...
Posted by epistolarious on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

youre welcome

well this is just plain funny. after that last sober post i thought a whimsical look at skullfucking was in order....
Posted by epistolarious on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

baghdad burning- the blog you should be reading

my mother told me about this just today. it is a blog by an iraqi woman, written in clear and fluent english, who has been chronicling her experiences in iraq since 2003. it is not only terrible and h...
Posted by epistolarious on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:02:00 PST

friends and family and long, red hair

holy shit what a week.on this saturday morning i am sitting on my living room floor, about to share breakfast with the two women from vermillion lies and the dancer who accompanies. my mothers and sis...
Posted by epistolarious on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

i should wake up sometime soon

she was wearing sunglasses as she passed me on the other side of the street. three minutes later she was walking towards me. she had a shaky, distant smile and she said hi to me like we were old frien...
Posted by epistolarious on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

service industry guerilla love

this is another transplant. here for reasons i'm not sure of. oh, and fuck spaghetti by the way.at the restaurant in which i work, sixty dollars is about the most in tips one can ever expect to make i...
Posted by epistolarious on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

for real is true

i haven't been posting much of anything on myspace lately. mostly because i have been writing elsewhere. but i liked this, and thought i might dump it here.as i walked towards the bus stop on campus, ...
Posted by epistolarious on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST