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...and then his tooth fell out.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"if i drank my coffee any blacker it'd be from a KFC bucket."
"that makes sense. i've never heard of anyone with a tooth about to rot out saying, "hey, tooth. why don't you stick around for a bit? i'm about to order wrestling on PPV."
"self, what are you going to do today?" so i says, i says to myself, "self, I'm going to exist. i do whatever i want to, all of the time."
Stagnant. "What is good must succeed first or last." -Blake
"If latch-hook were a song, this would be your jam." - me

My Interests

Music:

whatever the top ten videos are on MTV.

Movies:

"The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER. "

Television:

I want television to be like "Stay Tuned" with John Ritter and that molester guy.

Books:

Playing chicken with a train is usually a bad idea if your body is not composed of particles that will automatically reassemble after the source of the disturbance has passed. Though, I've heard that eating enough Lil Smokies will turn a body just rubbery enough to derail even the mightiest locomotive....

Heroes:

you.

My Blog

We have space to coexist.


Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

giving yourself scoliosis...

i’ve been sitting on my ass for 10 months. I think I’ve developed a hump and a monster truck tire. physical rehabilitation is required.
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:23:00 PST

It’s like really weak spray paint...

that just kind of washes off with a few beers/minutes. It's not that I'm not listening, it's just that your suggestions are water-soluble.
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PST

Repeater...

(bivouac) it's (beautiful) how a...person's entire identity can be defined by their hobbies, or lack thereof...   "these few, few hours of my life that i (dress like a (hooker))(play a show)(buil...
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST

Oh yeah, I should have mentioned this..

morbid, I guess... Someone on the Reeelapse board posted a pic of some guy that was hit by a train, a picture his friend who works for a railroad company took --   this was my response in the th...
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:41:00 PST

goin’ to the hospital, gonna have me a good time...

i'm not sure how long. leaving in a couple of hours. i'm probably going to die. well, not really, but it's going to be boring. you totally care.    
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

2 days without sleep...almost?

lots of coffee, cigarettes (i don't smoke!)... ah...i have taken many tylenol pm, with obvious unsatisfactory results... i'm feeling homesick for portland, and wishing things weren't taking so long he...
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:47:00 PST

so played, but i love these cats...

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Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:07:00 PST

erica....

I love you with all of my heart, I had to get it out. I even bought us a nice FEELDOE for when I come back to Portland.. OH GOD THE AGONY OF WAITING  
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

hang a wang

xFatherxOfxLiesx: I WANT TO HANG MIDGETS FROM MY WANG FOR SUREsnotyourforte: HAAHHAxFatherxOfxLiesx: ...what are we talking about again?!snotyourforte: XMAS WANGsnotyourforte: like a treexFatherxOfxLi...
Posted by ...and then his tooth fell out. on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST