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Faggotmachine

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About Me

Go here if you like laughing. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/MurdarMachene/
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My Interests

Music, Fallout2, History, Russian/soviet, Asian history/culture, Beer is extremely good, guns rule your life(whether you like it or not), Killer whales, marine biology, Bigfoot, war, drawing, Kurt Russel, Seinfield, George Patton, Reading, Vidjeo Games, Re-learning history, UCB , Skateboarding, Erik Burke (boners) Earthquake parties, Drums, Women with muscular legs, Don't get spin kicked by Rambo, you might fall down a hole and explode!

I'd like to meet:

I prefer to meetlike minded individuals who share the same ideologies. This is a seriously hard task, because in my opinion I'm borderline retarded.http://firstbloodklassix.ytmnsfw.com/

Music:

I listen to metal mostly and some other stuff, but mostly metal. My friends should give you an idea.

Movies:

Legend of Drunken Master, Iron Monkey, The 36 Chambers, Shaolin and Wu-tang, Ong Bak, Hard Boiled, Fight Club, American History-X, Big Trouble in Little China, True Lies, Terminator 2, First blood and the rest of the series, Enemy At The Gates, Dead Man, Kung Pow, Evil Dead 2, Braindead (Dead Alive), Tombstone, Star Wars, The Fifth Element, Indiana Jones trilogy, The Proposition

Television:

Jericho, Twin Peaks.

Books:

Most Russian history. Roald Dahl, Steven King's Dark Tower Series, Hatchet. Books are fun.

Heroes:

Definitely not someone involved in politics.

My Blog

War on terrorism update

The united states of america has now stated that it will launch an offensive against the sun. Bush stated today in his speach "the sun is a fusion reactor, and it is the biggest terrorist in the solar...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Microsoft word.

Wow, I REALLY suck at english.
Posted by Faggotmachine on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:09:00 PST

HAHAH FUCK ........

Ok, I am at work right now but I felt this blog couldn't wait. I was going to clean the womens bathroom and I went to put the stupid stopper underneath the door so it would stay open, but the door ...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

Why?

For awhile last night my foot was partially asleep, I didn't think much of it. I just thought the way I was sitting was the problem. I eventually got up and played guitar for awhile and my foot was st...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:33:00 PST

Rambo wishes!

I wish I was rambo, that would a real funtime. You would get to have an outdoor adventure, run from the cops, shoot people, stab people, blow stuff up and cry!Thats pretty much all I do in my dreams,e...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

WOASSOjHH!

HEY ALL YOU DUDES OUT THERE, Well have I got super lesson about life! DON'T GET AIDS! Really though I "purchased" this thing on amazon, and it never came, so I emailed the company computergeeks.com ab...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

Homeless guy, doesn't make sense.

Hi people that actually read these stupid things Well, have I got a super blog for you this time. Its about a stupid homeless guy from a movie, can you guess what that movie is, if you said mulhulland...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:59:00 PST

Yep people read this.

I really hate the stupid bulliten feature. ITS really annoying and dumb. I refuse to use it.  The reason, because 90% of the time is fucking useless bullshit people post on it. Like, for example,...
Posted by Faggotmachine on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:41:00 PST