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white sexual chocolate

He's been... CASTRATED. His penis is GONE

About Me

"The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING! We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll just see! I'm getting a hard-on! Beauty always gives me a hard-on! Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever want you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you! Pubic hair causes crime. Kermit the Frog, NIN Hurt

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My Interests

Every word I ever utter shall be considered a royal proclamation! Don't you know it's bad luck to let retards in your home? So many vaginas, so little time. One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture. That's not gross! Shit, gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. That's gross! Anyway, he's got one that's about 8 inches long and pink, and its got these little crinkles in it, and its got this grinder that makes it go in and out...
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I'd like to meet:

I guess there's just two kinds of people, MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day. Don't become an asshole. I beg of you, do not become an asshole. Do my balls. relationships are like a shark , u need to move foward or it will die ................ msg me sometime quincy the vw
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Music:

The only place you will be singing is in jail.

Movies:

Technique is nothing more than failed style!!!Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today? Power to the people who punish bad cinema! Death to mainstream cinema. I'm a prophet against profit. I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented.Demented forever

Television:

-Ninja turtles(the old one of course) -mighty max -family guy -south park -penn and teller -fraggle rock -the whitest kids u know -its always sunny in philadelphia -aqua teen hungar force -mxc

Books:

No books, i cant read. Im not a loser!

Heroes:

My heros are my bro Andy ,Oscar Wilde John Waters, Christopher Walken, Marilyn Manson, Stanley Kubrick, and Quentin Tarantino..

My Blog

the jester

you may wonder why it is that my name is the jester. well on 8/10/07 the King of Kuwait was in my office and i was the guy who got his vital signs. and i cracked a joke to him and he laughed. now tha...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

the jester

you may wonder why it is that my name is the jester. well on 8/10/07 the King of Kuwait was in my office and i was the guy who got his vital signs. and i cracked a joke to him and he laughed. now tha...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

shampoo

ok so some ppl will laugh when i say i wash part of my body with shampoo. yeah thats right. let me ask u something, do u wash ur hair with soap.  NO u dont, well i got chest hairs and they r fort...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST

PLUTO

so they decicded that pluto is no longer a planet.  how sad is that?  im a  science man and im saddened , i wanted there to be 12 planets, but instead they demoted to a dwarf planet. oh...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:26:00 PST

been tagged

 ok as far as i can tell this is a way to find out shit about ppl. like their wierd side , so im to write 6 things that make me wierd1 i can only eat color coordinated m&ms2 my mind comes up ...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

yeah at heart im jailbait

You Are 16 Years Oldhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/cake.jpg" height="100" width="100">Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world wit...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST

elvis lives

yo i just got home from an elivs preformance.  dr baum hosted an elvis preformance at mannings in monachie and it was awesome.  i must of had 4 or 5 guniesses and an apple martinee and im st...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

alllllrrrrrriiiiiigggggghhhhhttttt

Which Family Guy character are you?...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im krammer

You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less of what others think. And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that ...
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im meatwad

i took a which aqua hunger teen force charactor are you You're Meatwad! You're easily amused, you can't read or count, and you can remove your brain from your body and morph into various shapes....
Posted by white sexual chocolate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST