Jessika’s Bitch Show Radio

So my diatribes are honest, brash, and blunt! No not smokin blunts, there will be absolutely none of that in my show, you fucking pot heads!
I've met some pretty ballsy, interesting, and honest people in my life. So I'm NOT saying that me alone is the only one in the world to speak their mind. So if you have balls, don't think that I'm not counting you in on this ride! You rock. Have some laughs, you know you want to!
This is a creative release for me and pretty helpful for myself. Just laugh at it, you have to to stay sane in this fucking lifetime! I'm an equal opportunist, I don't hate on just one subject.
There will be a massive amount of foul language, violent mood swings, possibility of teretz, & sexual innuendos. So if you're of the pussy mentality, then listen to Jay Leno. A fucked up version of Dr. Phil I warned you. Now that that's off of my 38 Cs.....But PLEASE don't take anything personal. I'm just forcing my anger out projectively.
If I tell you to put your hand on a fucking oven coil and wake the fuck up, PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND ON A FUCKING OVEN COIL!!! You can not hold me responsible.
Does that mean you don't need to take me seriously 100% of the time? No! I'm serious at least 50% of the time. Proceed with caution.
I DO have something MENTALLY WRONG with me. What it is I don't know yet. We've/I've started coming to some conclusions but the end result & we'll have to wait and see. Along with my psychological breakdown I thought how ingenious it would be if I'd tape some of my excursions and document it. Well the most random fuckin things kept popping into my head and I wanted to share my griefs/philosophies/pet peeves/diagnonsense/and ill commented humor with others. So you can tell me how fucked up I am, but I already know that. Shock me shock me shock me!
So I am seeking professional help??? Yeah, told you I'm honest.
Why do I think MY opinion/advice should count if I MYSELF am unstable? Well if it makes you feel any better I did study psychology off and on for about 3 years @ Wayne College. But on another note; after my atomic meltdown as a human being I thought to myself I'm going to be as honest as possible, be me as much as possible. If I had to seek help from a professional, I'm kinda gonna tell other people how I feel too. I'm a tell it like it is.... Or at least how an unstable individual tells it like it is. So believe what you want, discard what you will. I'm doing a lot of this for my own benefit, my own well being.
Am I really this fucking bitter all the time? Like I said, it comes and it goes....
Some people just won't get it. That's okay; the thing we gotta accept about everybody is that everybody has their own opinions. Just like I do, and just like you do. So fuck it, I don't sweat it. Although I will say, if you think that by me thinking this way that it will some how evoke bad behavior out of people then all I have left to say about that is buy yourself a mother fucking sense of humor! The end bitch!