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The recently flea pickled catis sleepingon my chest and the fleas are bailing off of him leaving red whelps of plagueridden flesh all over my skin. They bail off of him like border jumping hispanic c...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:57:00 GMT |
Reindeer Piss+ Drowning in Snot the Christmas story |
Just read about how the santa claus story came to be its fucking awesome. When christian missionaries arrived in northern scandinavia there was a firmly held belief that reindeer could fucking fly. Th...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:57:00 GMT |
Shoot 1st show on wednesday/No I don't want to join your fucking Mob |
I admit it I'm guilty of being an enormous fucking dork and playing the Myspace apps for a little while out of sheer boredom but that shit has gotten way out of hand and is now annoying the hell out o...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:38:00 GMT |
Practical reasons not to post dumb shit on Myspace, as explained by some dick |
Not that I've never been guilty of posting something fucking retarded on this Godforsaken Website. But when the 5,000+ images from your fucking profile try and load simultaneously before I have a chan...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:11:00 GMT |
I have 66 intrenest friends thats almost 666!! give or take 600 people |
I have 66 friends I counted on all of my fingers and toes and thats pretty close to almost kind of being 666 friends and that would be fucking cool. Today I have set a goal for myself to arbitrarily m...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 15:50:00 GMT |
Japanese Ronald McDonald having an epileptic fit. Supposedlyoldbutmehfuckyouithoughtitwasawsome |
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Japanese Ronald McDonald Insanity - Watch more Funny Videos
What the hell is wrong with Japan. From the people who brought the world...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 1981 00:40:00 GMT |
